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SO CUTE.

It started me on a google of "petite lingerie", which lead me to

"itsybitsybrabar.com", which the headline for is "for small pockets of sexiness" which is SO CUTE.

.. of course it was useless googling for me and kind of depressed me since the bras were SO CUTE, but I found a few nice bras

http://www.itsybitsybrabar.com/product_info.php?cPath=1&products_id=264&pfrom=&pto=

http://www.itsybitsybrabar.com/product_info.php?cPath=1&products_id=230&pfrom=&pto=

and then I found this site that just had a nice collection of bras
….

and then saw these HUGE bras that were 100$ but since you’re already paying 100$ for your ugly bras huge boobed ladies, why not buy a HUGE BEAUTIFUL BRA?!

http://www.thelittleflirt.com/Marie-Jo-Avero-Plunge-Fiberfill-Multiway-Bra-0100416-ZXpZX5271ZX18

Or this sexy huge bra

http://www.thelittleflirt.com/Prima-Donna-Kensington-Underwire-Bra-%28g-And-H-Cups%29-0162191-ZXpZX6212ZX18

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People of the minority!

The problem is the revised contract.
You just can’t do that.

It’s rude.

What should have happened, is Wendy and Anna were like, "Holy hell, these bitches are doing work on the side!", and then the NEXT year, they’d have a contract where the days were USPDF business only.

You can’t just whip that shit out of nowhere. Or you can…. but it’s a little in bad taste.

I’m not saying CRUCIFY SEXIEST WOMAN IN UNIVERSE .. I’m just saying.. "Ooh. Glad she’s sexy, ’cause that shit is kind of.. in bad taste"

Anyways.

Facebook page also in bad taste, but so are two pieces on a fatty, and this one wont ever quit!

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D:
Horror story no! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif

What the hell happened when the pocket ripped? Was it not the most painful thing ever? And then.. does that happen often with people who do lots of upper body things?!

I decided to answer my own questions by searching implants and body building or implants and weight lifting… and of course found more horror stories. https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/merry2.htm

Of course, also found some awesome looking boobs, but the horror stories are always what stand out in the mind! LOL.

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I’m going to buy this… breast globing sports bra.
http://www.barenecessities.com/Lily-of-France-In-Action-Sports-Crop-Top-_product_LilyofFrance2111310_,search,.htm

Apparently there’s a SPORTS BRA SALE at barenecessities. I don’t know how often they have sales, but it seems like it’s everytime I purchase, so either I’m in luck or they consistently do this just so we think we’re getting a good deal.

Also, here’s another sexy side-out romper.
I imagine one would have to sport a tan to not look foolish in the yellow.. but it’s still megacute.
http://www.electriqueboutique.com/womens-shoes/Sexy-Cut-Out-Criss-Cross-Romper/C-2054-YB.html

And..
This site is so HOT.
SO HOT.
Panty panty satin satin high waist yeah yeah yeah yeah pinup.
http://www.dollhousebettie.com/

Unfortunately Amcut cannot afford retro -anything-. Maybe a single pair of satin panties.
…. I should just become one of those nasty camera girls, except instead of having an amazon wish list, it’ll be.. will strip for panties.

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Yeeeah.

Oddly enough I felt like I was trimming my gut (which is an attractive gut.. but nothing is attractive spilling over your pants top) a while ago.

I was eating 20% of my diet in fat, limiting my fruit servings (I know that sounds crazy, but I will eat a TON of fruit, and even if my caloric intake is drastically low because of it, I will still maintain weight), no white foods, 30% carbs, 50% protein..

And for serious… I was like, "Hm! Looking kind of tight there! Cheeeyuh!". This is all relative, as I likely will never look tight as some of you know tight…

but then recently, I started eating fruit again, organic cinammon toast crunch like thing, and less protein.. and wham, I haven’t gained any weight, but have a super soft protruding bloated looking gut, again.

anyways. I was also spending a lot of time on the body building forums and writing things that I ate down.. how I felt, energy levels, a week of this, how do I look, what do I measure stuff…. and I seriously support doing that.

Cardio will help with lowering your overall body fat percentage, and that’s cool. Sho! ab work will help with the general appearance.. and that’s cool! SHO! But diet is the mother of all body changes… do not ignore her.

And I second everyone’s booze talk. Booze is how skinny fat happens.

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Oh daaamn, Dragon! Not only was the sex kitten the cutest, but that site is FILLED with goodies!

For y’all looking for the right boy short, I really hear those string tie ones (you can shrink them up on the side, I guess) that they also sell at sporting good stores are the business! THE BUSINESS.

OH. Oh. oh. oh. upscale stripper. http://www.upscalestripper.com/sexy-leopard-print-stripper-matching-hoodie-p-8586.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; … we seem to like these bikinis with hoods attached. immensely.

…Also found this while looking at sports bras on target and now have began a semi-quest to find push up sports bras… when I saw target didn’t have any sizes, I was like, "Hmm, what BRAND IS THIS", only to find it’s a costume bra. https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif SO HOT
http://www.target.com/Brandi-Sports-Bra-Plus-Adult/dp/B002ICPVKW/ref=pd_ecc_rvi_2" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I also hear that while Pole Skivvies are great for your muffin top, they create .. thigh sausaging. This from Angel, who is like… mega fit. If she has thigh sausaging, I have.. sausage factory. In sausage season. In the south.

I found a bunch of hot skimpy bottom monokinis, but nothing with a full coverage bottom. They’re still really hot. Since I would look foolish with my lovehandles escaping from the sides, I will live vicariously through y’all.

http://www.forplaycatalog.com/store/Exotic_Wear339109?Args=" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://www.venus.com/viewproduct.aspx?BRANCH=24~97~&storeid=0&ProductDisplayID=9170&dept=Shop+by+Style-One-piece+Suits&prod=sliding+cup+one+piece" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://www.venus.com/viewproduct.aspx?BRANCH=24~97~&storeid=0&ProductDisplayID=9672&dept=Shop+by+Style-One-piece+Suits&prod=nautical+one+piece+" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Anyways! I am on the lookout, ladies.

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The elbow ones are addictive. Once you start with that elbow, there’s no going back.

It’ll feel so natural you’ll wonder why your hand was ever on the pole.

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Whenever I hear someone say it, I hear Kendra Wilkinson in the back of my head, echoing it like 1000 times.

I usually say that I haven’t been lucky enough to get a real stripper on my pole, so it’s still a skanky housewife pole.

Aside from that, it doesn’t really bother me… ’cause my shoes, my tasty pleasers are not "Dance Shoes". They are "Strippuh Shoes". So.. Until I’m ready to grow up and call them dance shoes, I really can’t correct anyone on the type of pole I own.

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Woohoo! Happy birthday JC!

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I don’t think STDs are as frightening as..
the potential baby mama call.

And that one- well, the callback isn’t just for two weeks of worry. 18 years, 18 years. LOL

I always think, I’ve been with my husband 5 years. That means the kid will be at least 5 years old. The crunch years where he’s asking where the father is. … 3 more years until we’re probably safe from my husband’s sordid past.

Yeah. I’m kidding.
Good luck anyways, girl!

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…Are you putting them on the wall?

‘Cause if you’re putting them on your wall, you decide which ones go best with eachother.

Mm!

How can you choose without showing all of us!

SHOW SHOW SHOW.

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Before I start throwing out my unsavory opinion… and I know it’s unsavory. But it’s mine. My opinion. If you don’t feel it applies, apply your own.

A lot of us doing pole dance are.. doing the craft equivalent of art. We’re making things by directions, painting by the numbers, cookie cutter couldn’t tell us apart. It doesn’t matter, because we love pole dancing! YEAH. So who cares if we’re doing the same damned moves to Closer and Eyes on Fire and Buttons and Glorybox. It’s fulfilling like most crafts are, serves a purpose, and allows for a limited form of expression.

Another bunch of us are apprenticing under masters… we haven’t quite worked out our style yet- but we’re learning under some serious pole artists. We have every intention of being a pole artist- maybe not of our own style, but of that master’s style? Or maybe we may just surpass our master in glory! Nietzsche to their Schopenhauer. Plato to Socrates. Felix to Bobbi.

Then another bunch of us know DAMN well how to craft, and have maybe apprenticed under someone, or came up with some wacky stuff by ourselves. We are Picasso, defying a past of classical art to create something new. Or Oona, reinventing how pole should be seen because she can. Testing limits and seeing what can be done and not caring who likes it or how it’s received because it’s art and it must be done!

This guy complaining that authentic pole dance… is a dying art?! He’s saying in his own creepy way that it is art! Real genuine art with people who have a genre/era/classification preference! We have someone protecting the classic forms! Someone to be offended when it’s done differently. You need that guy!

We have people who are like, "Oh no, it needs to be done THIS WAY", and that’s great too! ‘Cause then we have resisting movements to create new things and have everything fade in and out.

We have pole snobs. Need them too! Aaah! aficionados! can’t watch your video unless you have a a straight edge- can’t respect your art unless you have a perfect sense of perspective.

Passing phases.

Aaaah! Is it just me or does all this sound glorious?!

Music fits, too! we have a GENUINE art form. That guy is just another person we need- the guy who’s like, "Man, music just isn’t how it was in the 70s."

aaaaah! EXCITING.

That’s my take on it! Crafters. Apprentices. Masters. Innovators. Spectators. Snobs. Purists. GLORIOUS.

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I guess it depends on how long you’ve been poling.

..The callosities shouldn’t be too painful after a while- and are really just good grip aids. You really don’t want to stunt their growth, unless they’re bliiiistering.

A lot of times mine will stop being productive and start hurting if I do a LOT of spins, and then I do put on my mighty grip gloves just so I can practice longer. They’re fingerless, so if you have the little ones on your fingers, they don’t cover those… They have a decent grip, but it depends on the position because sometimes their slide prevention can be a little on the dangerous side.

I also don’t know if they prevent callouses- I imagine so, because they partially alleviate the discomfort… but I can’t be sure!

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YEAH! Cheers for 29 years! Cheers for 29 years!

Thank you for being strong enough to inspire the rest of us! Here’s to the next 29!

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B.
He doesn’t know it’s not the most advanced thing in the world, but he will know it’s the most beautiful!