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HO HO HO polergirl! Thank you! I will go purchase those panties for sexy standing!

For your information, I will provide you links.
http://www.etsy.com/shop/BoomBoomBabyBoutique

..She makes bloomer-panties sometimes, I bet she’d make some sexy hot ones in silk. Her corsets are really.. to die for, but we cannot afford things we will not wear.

…These are in the UK. But they’re so spot on that I had to be sure that you knew they existed but were elusive!

http://www.fairygothmother.co.uk/fgm-bloomers.htm

If you’re wanting a forty dollar pair of bloomies
http://www.etsy.com/shop/DreamsAndOutfits

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And I want someone to buy and wear this top.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35485111

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!!!! !!!! THOSE ARE SO EXCITING.
I never even knew such a thing existed! All that cheek but ALL THAT MATERIAL.

Has anyone tried the cheekies from victoria’s secret while we’re on the subject of cheek and crotch? I’m wondering if they’re worth VS prices.

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ohhhh, pdr, that set is so hot! so hot!
not to mention it would look fantastic on my plump yellow figure.
hopefully it’s still the same reasonable price when I get my tax return….

I figure I’ll also review this pair of shorts while I’m here.
http://www.dancewearsolutions.com/dancewear/bottoms/MT2543.aspx

I have these booty shorts. They are cheap and fit nicely for me- with lots of cheek action but zero crotch action.

I also commend these panties as perfect pole panties- they’re not cheeky, but they do offer great crotch coverage. They sit higher on the waist, (not high, but not megalow) so they’re good if you’ve got some pooch. They’re also really comfortable despite the fake crotch hole thing.

http://www.hanes.com/Hanes/Products/Women-Hanes/Women_ShopByCategory-Hanes/Women_Panties-Hanes/Women_Panties_BoyShorts-Hanes/21342.aspx

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Cheee-yeah!

Congratulations!

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Ask her how far her SHRUNKEN HIP FLEXORS will allow her own legs to spread.

That made me furious. Not because of the insinuation, but because of HOW HARD IT IS TO SPREAD ONE’S LEGS WHILE HOLDING UP ONE’S BODY. There should be a competition about that.

Felix wins again, sure. But jeez.

I’ve been dancing for over a year, and I have yet to be strong enough to hold my legs at no angle smaller than 90 degrees, legs to body, and no angle larger than 140, leg to leg.

I dare you to say something rude to her. DOUBLE DOG DARE.

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SO CUTE.

It started me on a google of "petite lingerie", which lead me to

"itsybitsybrabar.com", which the headline for is "for small pockets of sexiness" which is SO CUTE.

.. of course it was useless googling for me and kind of depressed me since the bras were SO CUTE, but I found a few nice bras

http://www.itsybitsybrabar.com/product_info.php?cPath=1&products_id=264&pfrom=&pto=

http://www.itsybitsybrabar.com/product_info.php?cPath=1&products_id=230&pfrom=&pto=

and then I found this site that just had a nice collection of bras
….

and then saw these HUGE bras that were 100$ but since you’re already paying 100$ for your ugly bras huge boobed ladies, why not buy a HUGE BEAUTIFUL BRA?!

http://www.thelittleflirt.com/Marie-Jo-Avero-Plunge-Fiberfill-Multiway-Bra-0100416-ZXpZX5271ZX18

Or this sexy huge bra

http://www.thelittleflirt.com/Prima-Donna-Kensington-Underwire-Bra-%28g-And-H-Cups%29-0162191-ZXpZX6212ZX18

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People of the minority!

The problem is the revised contract.
You just can’t do that.

It’s rude.

What should have happened, is Wendy and Anna were like, "Holy hell, these bitches are doing work on the side!", and then the NEXT year, they’d have a contract where the days were USPDF business only.

You can’t just whip that shit out of nowhere. Or you can…. but it’s a little in bad taste.

I’m not saying CRUCIFY SEXIEST WOMAN IN UNIVERSE .. I’m just saying.. "Ooh. Glad she’s sexy, ’cause that shit is kind of.. in bad taste"

Anyways.

Facebook page also in bad taste, but so are two pieces on a fatty, and this one wont ever quit!

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D:
Horror story no! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif

What the hell happened when the pocket ripped? Was it not the most painful thing ever? And then.. does that happen often with people who do lots of upper body things?!

I decided to answer my own questions by searching implants and body building or implants and weight lifting… and of course found more horror stories. https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/merry2.htm

Of course, also found some awesome looking boobs, but the horror stories are always what stand out in the mind! LOL.

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I’m going to buy this… breast globing sports bra.
http://www.barenecessities.com/Lily-of-France-In-Action-Sports-Crop-Top-_product_LilyofFrance2111310_,search,.htm

Apparently there’s a SPORTS BRA SALE at barenecessities. I don’t know how often they have sales, but it seems like it’s everytime I purchase, so either I’m in luck or they consistently do this just so we think we’re getting a good deal.

Also, here’s another sexy side-out romper.
I imagine one would have to sport a tan to not look foolish in the yellow.. but it’s still megacute.
http://www.electriqueboutique.com/womens-shoes/Sexy-Cut-Out-Criss-Cross-Romper/C-2054-YB.html

And..
This site is so HOT.
SO HOT.
Panty panty satin satin high waist yeah yeah yeah yeah pinup.
http://www.dollhousebettie.com/

Unfortunately Amcut cannot afford retro -anything-. Maybe a single pair of satin panties.
…. I should just become one of those nasty camera girls, except instead of having an amazon wish list, it’ll be.. will strip for panties.

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Yeeeah.

Oddly enough I felt like I was trimming my gut (which is an attractive gut.. but nothing is attractive spilling over your pants top) a while ago.

I was eating 20% of my diet in fat, limiting my fruit servings (I know that sounds crazy, but I will eat a TON of fruit, and even if my caloric intake is drastically low because of it, I will still maintain weight), no white foods, 30% carbs, 50% protein..

And for serious… I was like, "Hm! Looking kind of tight there! Cheeeyuh!". This is all relative, as I likely will never look tight as some of you know tight…

but then recently, I started eating fruit again, organic cinammon toast crunch like thing, and less protein.. and wham, I haven’t gained any weight, but have a super soft protruding bloated looking gut, again.

anyways. I was also spending a lot of time on the body building forums and writing things that I ate down.. how I felt, energy levels, a week of this, how do I look, what do I measure stuff…. and I seriously support doing that.

Cardio will help with lowering your overall body fat percentage, and that’s cool. Sho! ab work will help with the general appearance.. and that’s cool! SHO! But diet is the mother of all body changes… do not ignore her.

And I second everyone’s booze talk. Booze is how skinny fat happens.

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Oh daaamn, Dragon! Not only was the sex kitten the cutest, but that site is FILLED with goodies!

For y’all looking for the right boy short, I really hear those string tie ones (you can shrink them up on the side, I guess) that they also sell at sporting good stores are the business! THE BUSINESS.

OH. Oh. oh. oh. upscale stripper. http://www.upscalestripper.com/sexy-leopard-print-stripper-matching-hoodie-p-8586.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; … we seem to like these bikinis with hoods attached. immensely.

…Also found this while looking at sports bras on target and now have began a semi-quest to find push up sports bras… when I saw target didn’t have any sizes, I was like, "Hmm, what BRAND IS THIS", only to find it’s a costume bra. https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif SO HOT
http://www.target.com/Brandi-Sports-Bra-Plus-Adult/dp/B002ICPVKW/ref=pd_ecc_rvi_2" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I also hear that while Pole Skivvies are great for your muffin top, they create .. thigh sausaging. This from Angel, who is like… mega fit. If she has thigh sausaging, I have.. sausage factory. In sausage season. In the south.

I found a bunch of hot skimpy bottom monokinis, but nothing with a full coverage bottom. They’re still really hot. Since I would look foolish with my lovehandles escaping from the sides, I will live vicariously through y’all.

http://www.forplaycatalog.com/store/Exotic_Wear339109?Args=" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://www.venus.com/viewproduct.aspx?BRANCH=24~97~&storeid=0&ProductDisplayID=9170&dept=Shop+by+Style-One-piece+Suits&prod=sliding+cup+one+piece" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://www.venus.com/viewproduct.aspx?BRANCH=24~97~&storeid=0&ProductDisplayID=9672&dept=Shop+by+Style-One-piece+Suits&prod=nautical+one+piece+" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Anyways! I am on the lookout, ladies.

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The elbow ones are addictive. Once you start with that elbow, there’s no going back.

It’ll feel so natural you’ll wonder why your hand was ever on the pole.

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Whenever I hear someone say it, I hear Kendra Wilkinson in the back of my head, echoing it like 1000 times.

I usually say that I haven’t been lucky enough to get a real stripper on my pole, so it’s still a skanky housewife pole.

Aside from that, it doesn’t really bother me… ’cause my shoes, my tasty pleasers are not "Dance Shoes". They are "Strippuh Shoes". So.. Until I’m ready to grow up and call them dance shoes, I really can’t correct anyone on the type of pole I own.

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Woohoo! Happy birthday JC!

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I don’t think STDs are as frightening as..
the potential baby mama call.

And that one- well, the callback isn’t just for two weeks of worry. 18 years, 18 years. LOL

I always think, I’ve been with my husband 5 years. That means the kid will be at least 5 years old. The crunch years where he’s asking where the father is. … 3 more years until we’re probably safe from my husband’s sordid past.

Yeah. I’m kidding.
Good luck anyways, girl!

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…Are you putting them on the wall?

‘Cause if you’re putting them on your wall, you decide which ones go best with eachother.

Mm!

How can you choose without showing all of us!

SHOW SHOW SHOW.

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Before I start throwing out my unsavory opinion… and I know it’s unsavory. But it’s mine. My opinion. If you don’t feel it applies, apply your own.

A lot of us doing pole dance are.. doing the craft equivalent of art. We’re making things by directions, painting by the numbers, cookie cutter couldn’t tell us apart. It doesn’t matter, because we love pole dancing! YEAH. So who cares if we’re doing the same damned moves to Closer and Eyes on Fire and Buttons and Glorybox. It’s fulfilling like most crafts are, serves a purpose, and allows for a limited form of expression.

Another bunch of us are apprenticing under masters… we haven’t quite worked out our style yet- but we’re learning under some serious pole artists. We have every intention of being a pole artist- maybe not of our own style, but of that master’s style? Or maybe we may just surpass our master in glory! Nietzsche to their Schopenhauer. Plato to Socrates. Felix to Bobbi.

Then another bunch of us know DAMN well how to craft, and have maybe apprenticed under someone, or came up with some wacky stuff by ourselves. We are Picasso, defying a past of classical art to create something new. Or Oona, reinventing how pole should be seen because she can. Testing limits and seeing what can be done and not caring who likes it or how it’s received because it’s art and it must be done!

This guy complaining that authentic pole dance… is a dying art?! He’s saying in his own creepy way that it is art! Real genuine art with people who have a genre/era/classification preference! We have someone protecting the classic forms! Someone to be offended when it’s done differently. You need that guy!

We have people who are like, "Oh no, it needs to be done THIS WAY", and that’s great too! ‘Cause then we have resisting movements to create new things and have everything fade in and out.

We have pole snobs. Need them too! Aaah! aficionados! can’t watch your video unless you have a a straight edge- can’t respect your art unless you have a perfect sense of perspective.

Passing phases.

Aaaah! Is it just me or does all this sound glorious?!

Music fits, too! we have a GENUINE art form. That guy is just another person we need- the guy who’s like, "Man, music just isn’t how it was in the 70s."

aaaaah! EXCITING.

That’s my take on it! Crafters. Apprentices. Masters. Innovators. Spectators. Snobs. Purists. GLORIOUS.

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I guess it depends on how long you’ve been poling.

..The callosities shouldn’t be too painful after a while- and are really just good grip aids. You really don’t want to stunt their growth, unless they’re bliiiistering.

A lot of times mine will stop being productive and start hurting if I do a LOT of spins, and then I do put on my mighty grip gloves just so I can practice longer. They’re fingerless, so if you have the little ones on your fingers, they don’t cover those… They have a decent grip, but it depends on the position because sometimes their slide prevention can be a little on the dangerous side.

I also don’t know if they prevent callouses- I imagine so, because they partially alleviate the discomfort… but I can’t be sure!

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YEAH! Cheers for 29 years! Cheers for 29 years!

Thank you for being strong enough to inspire the rest of us! Here’s to the next 29!

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B.
He doesn’t know it’s not the most advanced thing in the world, but he will know it’s the most beautiful!

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I know that I can’t do some positions while I’m on a heavy day- in yoga, I mean. They’re usually back bending positions, strangely enough, but if I stay in the position too long the cramps when I flow out of the position are unbeaaaarable.

But I also get into positions (mainly front bending positions) when my cramps are being unbearable to relive pain- so I just may have a weird uterus.

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Be spun hairflip is to tuck your chin to the chest, and then whirl it around and back (and snap your neck in the process)

….
nobody said beauty didn’t hurt.

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Mm!

I’m..not REALLY responding to you, David. I just want to throw around a few opinions since encouraging women to do sexy things is kind of my forte. Your reply made me think long and hard on the subject! Rest assured that I completely respect your opinion, and … just feel like expanding mine!

I’m.. somewhat straight- in that I can look at a great deal of things and find them -incredibly- attractive, so long as you don’t ask me to lick them. So… I kind of fit the suburban housewife who loves pole dancing standard.

I get INCREDIBLY excited about a sexy performance by one of us here…

for the same reason why I’m excited about someone achieving their first handspring.

Sexual strength, sexual prowess is just important as your physical strength and physical prowess… to me, of course! Hehehe. (The theme of this thread, "My opinion" "To me" "Means to me") I know sometimes women get so tied up in life and bull that we forget that one of our strengths is our ability to make the others weak in the knees. Sure, we can work and not have kids and do whatever we want- but there was a time where our meal ticket was assured through the birth canal, one way or the other. Now that we work, and we don’t have to have kids, and we’re not completely limited by our organset… we don’t practice that art that got us by for SO LONG.

So it’s kind of like knitting, sewing, cooking, gardening, carpentry. You aren’t required to do it, but practicing it is admirable! It’s useful. Useful whether you decide to use it or not. Knowing I can cook doesn’t stop me from eating out.. knowing I can hook doesn’t stop me from getting a job. LOL. I don’t have to flaunt my sex any more than I have to lift a refrigerator, but knowing I can do it makes me feel powerful.

Not to mention that a lot of us didn’t get into pole dancing for fitness, or to practice an aerial art. A lot of us got into it because we felt like shit and heard that just maybe that by acting sexy we could be sexy, and by being sexy we could regain that lost confidence. Pole dance does WONDERS for a battered self esteem…

I hear sometimes people will say, in reference to my being sexy, or acting sexy, or doing "naughty" things that I have less dignity. That I have such a low self esteem that I need to give so much of myself away for approval… that they don’t need to be sexy to feel good about themselves. WELL. Gee. And what? Maybe I do need to be sexy to feel good about myself. There, I said it. Does that make me a bad person? A lesser person? Do I need to go to therapy because I like to dance around in my panties? Do I need to "get a life"?

I just don’t think so. Some people write bad poetry. Some people work 70 hours a week. Some people eat an entire gallon of ice cream in a single setting, and then throw it up. Me? I offer myself up as a "sex object".. because sometimes, sometimes, sometimes.. I’m tired of being a "real person".

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Again, this is me. Only me.

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lol @ shitters tea.

ehehehheheheheheh.

I call it "shittea".

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Keira Knightly has no boobs and she’s like.. one of the hottest women alive. Sure, her face is great.. but part of it is her delicious and visible pectorals. And hot nipples. I know they’re always photoshopping boobs on her, or painting boobs on her, or doing whatever.. but she looks so good without them! SO GOOD.

Hot nipples! Hot nipples! And lousy bra sets?! NO! No bra! No bra! Hot panties and NO BRA. You need to rock out the cutest panties in the universe without fear of mismatching them to a set. Not to mention hot nipples! The hottest nipples are on the smallest of boobs. Did I say hot nipples?!

Now. If you tell me you only have one nipple, or that they are extremely large,the size of compact discs… I may commiserate with you.. but seriously! You better love them bitties!

…oh! and thank you Elyse! I know we already talked about it, but you are the SWEETEST.
and thank you sascha! but I’m so mad that you hated your butt! Since I got here, I’ve been in ABSOLUTE AWE of your tiny waist, great hips, great booty! Awe! AWE.

SIMPLY! You have looked good at the lowest weight you’ve had on youtube, and at the highest. You will ALWAYS look great, and you will ALWAYS look beautiful. I want you to be healthy, so lets go ahead and put on a few more lbs of RIPPLING MUSCLE and a little layer of tasty fat on top. No fear about it either, because you are looooovely.