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I’d love to know who set up that venue! Frickin’ idiot!

when you were a kid, were you nasty brunette playing sexy on the pole? ‘Cause I was! Wahaha.

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I’m sure Berty can do it.

She’s always doin’ those split heel moves.

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This reminds me..

I was looking for a pole dance studio in dallas, which there are like… none. One. None. One of those.

Anyways. It’s a place where girls share poles, so no thanks.

This was one of the reviews. LOL

"Shame on you for offering pole dancing and strip tease lessons alongside belly dance. You are feeding a stereotype and we belly dancers DO NOT APPRECIATE IT AT ALL!"

Wahahha. Does that ho not remember the harem-part of the belly dance origins?

Anyways. Yes. StudioVeena is the BOMB! Go team!

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You should have said.
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"If you’ve reached your chubby quota…
Why don’t you fire one of those fatties and let me in".

Seriously. Unless there’s a strip club shortage, just hit up the next one. You probably just caught the manager in a mood to hire anything but your particular brand of lusciousness. Besides, if there are -that- many bitches with meat on their bones, you’re sharing the meatloving men with other girls. Lets not. Lets be the -only- girl with junk-in-the-trunk.

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Woohoo!

Congratulations on ordering your pole! And you’re going to love it!

Just make sure you’re safe! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif

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…D:

WELL.

I’m sorry you can’t assemble the pole in your parent’s house. I, personally, believe that’s kind of -lame-, mom and dad who never danced! Thank god family is family, otherwise we’d definitely have to beat them.

Congratulations on your pole, though! You should go assemble at a friend’s house just for a few hours and get a little practice in! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif

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I know in every office I’ve worked in, I would be SERIOUSLY impressed if I saw the woman next to me with her pink dumbells doing tricep extensions. Just my opinion- but I wouldn’t think it was anything ridiculous- just dedicated and glorious.

I mean, how many of us have filed our nails while on the telephone? Or written out a grocery list? but worked out? COME ON. That’s awesome.

You could always get one of those exercise balls to replace your chair. Lots of companies do that, so you can just pretend you’re on the cutting edge. https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif

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Awesome!
I don’t know anything about xpole, so someone else will answer that question!

BUT. I think it’s way cool that you went from silks to pole! And congratulations on your success! And your english is great!

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Heee. Some of their soundboarding off eachother was silly.

We were 4 girls- and after I was born, it was single motherdom. So, yeah, naked was a fact.

I have nudist ties- but I’m not sure how a nudist family works. I also have qualms about my children being like me, and having struggles being themselves because I am so very out there. I want them to form their own quirks and ideals. I want them to have a healthy body image- but I don’t see where adult male genitalia fits in.

really, we’re all tucked away. but men are so external. I just don’t get it! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif

We’ll probably be a panty family. And Matt can walk around in his panties, too, so long as I don’t have to see the outline of his peen. And the kids can be naked until I feel weird and suggest they put on some damn panties. Or until they want to put on their own panties.

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Have you been cleaning it with brasso?

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Yoga and pilates are supposed to complement pole nicely.
Veena’s lessons are excellent! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif
I’ve had a few months of them as well, and I was very pleased.

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Awesome.

It’s not every day you get to meet a pole master.

Let alone MASTER OF SPIN. I can’t even watch her videos unless I have an empty stomach.

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oh I would. i just popped in, and glitter was there, but she wasn’t there
but then I looked at the time and was like, "WHY AM I NOT IN BED"
and realized that I couldn’t, even if I would

BUT I WANT TO.

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Yeah, I second the "nails in the ceiling" method.

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I stand behind this line of "how the hell?" questioning!

glad you’re back, though!

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If your ceiling is mega-thick, you may have trouble finding the joists…

I just use a nail and hammer it into a bunch of random spots until I find something that’s hard to hammer through! Wahhaha.

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woot woot!

THANK YOU KIM.
She’s so tasty! I love/hate her, and it’s so love today! She got my pole parts in, it’s back up and working beaaautifully.

Hockey soldier- if it’s any consolation…. I’m probably just as big as your man, so installation is a breeze. And my ceiling is short enough that I barely even need to step on a chair, let alone use a ladder. And I bought a peek-a-boo for my first too, so no shame. In fact, we just have such a pole passion that we couldn’t wait to research and find the best pole, we simply had to PURCHASE and begin immediately. Peek-a-boos are like getting married in at 18.

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I hate it when beaches dance to the song that you’ve been thinking about dancing to as soon as you get a free second. They post a video that doesn’t just outshine you, but makes you wonder why you’re even pole dancing.

I don’t like it when people are like, "Nothing much in this video", and then they whip out a move they’ve never done before, and they do it to awesome perfection, secretly expecting you to see it, and be like, "But what about that straight edge, that is SO NOT NOTHING MUCH". It’s a bad script that while I occasionally follow, I do not enjoy.

I am annoyed by booty-wipers. But I like wedgie pickers. RhiannonNicole is like… master of the wedgie pick, and I feel it seriously enhances her dance.

I like stream of consciousness practiceers, but I do wish they’d make short videos. I like videos in the 3-4 minute range. I am annoyed by 1:15 second videos. I just skip parts of really long videos. Sometimes in a really long video, I look at the comments to make sure I didn’t miss a newly perfected supermove hidden by a video description.

I really don’t like threads like this, because we women have no need to be more insecure, but I also love to complain. SO LETS GO.

And I do like…. everything annoying. I’LL FLEX MY FOOT IF I WANT! wahahhahaha.

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I haven’t seen it yet. but now that you mention it, I’ll look for it on tv!

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As I recall, there were like… 2 people who posted early, and then EVERYONE AND THEIR MOM posted in the 3 days before deadline.

Must be a lot of procrastinating pole dancers

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… People who were born too late obsess about Thriller and Bad. You can always tell the difference between someone who actively lived through the 80s and someone who lived passively (or was born in them) by what they think of when they think of MJ. LOL.

After saying that, I will thoroughly show that I did not actively live the nineties by choosing In the Closet as my July Challenge.

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My studio classes were… uhhh… 140, or 100 when she had a special for six one hour classes.

in the classes I took, we had extra poles galore! Like. my first go-round we had two ladies including me, the second go-round it was just me… so I’ve no clue if she intended to fill up further than her 6 poles, but I seriously doubt it. I think if it ever did go that way it would be because she overbooked due to go-rounds like mine.

I would MUCH PREFER a two hour class so that nothing felt hurried.

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man oh man do I LOVE YOU.
smoother and sexier every post and everything is so strong! and your posture is so nice!
WAY ENJOYABLE. And your back flexibility! Mamazing!

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LAME.

I just got SO PISSED reading your reply, Untamed! I’d so spank your mom. SPANK HER. She’d only get off easy because she’s your mom. You want to make kids that are being raised to do things in a very tasty and commendable way not so tasty and commendable? Her husband, I’m going to give him a -whoopin-. He’s not related, so he gets the dinner portion. It’s especially difficult to alter your lifestyle to match your beliefs, so I SUPERCOMMEND YOU FOR DOING IT.

I’m also spanking your sister, Krystal. Oh yeah. Think she’s going to tell your son what to do when you’ve already said he could? Oh noes! SPANK HER. Luckily, most women have a cringe-factor for any kind of beautiful dance, so it’s probably not -just- pole dance. I bet if you signed him up for ballet, we’d have the same response. Something about a man being lovely that just makes some intestines turn.

Just thinking about the potential people who will try to undermine my good sense in parenting makes me think about the spankings and whoopins I’ll have to dole out as a mother.

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Man, y’all are SPINMASTERS.

I thought your performance was kingly, and I left a comment saying so! It didn’t look like you were having a difficult time of it at all, and who doesn’t love to see a woman’s clothes flying off?