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when you go to an actual gym and get discouraged b/c you have to wear tennis shoes going to the actual gym, you have to resist every urge not to shake your butt when your bent over and keep it low on the hair toss so no one gets creeped out 😂 😂 😂 😂 I totally agree with you!! That happened to me, and everybody was looking at me1 😂 😳
Gsylass ·
LMAO @ honeyrose!!
You may be a pole dancer if your friend and you start poling for exercise and she quits to join a gym while you become obsessed, and then she marvels at what you can do later on.
...If you no longer ask for jewelry for valentines day but ask for 8in heels instead
You travel with a full supply of grip aid in your glove compartment because you never know when a polejam might jump off or what finish pole you might encounter 😎
..you may be a pole dancer if you've recently rediscovered a love for Britney Spears music when you realise she does really pole-a-ble music (Re: Blackout and Circus albums) I can relate to this. Her and Kid Rock.
--if you find yourself doing a little booty shake while in line at Starbucks --if you wear your light-up Pleasers out with friends under the pretense that they'll "make you easier to find"
You may be a pole dancer if you're hoping that the pastor doesn't run over in her/his sermon so that you can leave church early and make it to pole class on time.
if you've considered buying a wall-bed so you can have more room to pole in your bedroom 😂
when you ride public transportation and the poles are eyeing you down. I was so close to doing this riding the metro to the Caps game. I really needed someone to egg me on!
witeroze ·
when you ride public transportation and the poles are eyeing you down. I was so close to doing this riding the metro to the Caps game. I really needed someone to egg me on! I take the subway everyday and EVERY time those poles look sooooo tempting!! They look so thin & slippery though, I'm just dying to know if I could hold myself up on them lol. i wouldn't dare touch them when i'm alone on my daily commutes, but they say there's a first time for everything... 😉 lol one day... 👍
byrdgrrl ·
There used to be this vid of these ladies that did a dance on what I think was a subway car. It was certainly some from of public transport. It was some sort of dare, if I remember correctly. It's no longer in the place that I knew where it was, but some searching on YT ought to turn it up. Edit: This one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVeqNuHcb-I
There used to be this vid of these ladies that did a dance on what I think was a subway car. It was certainly some from of public transport. It was some sort of dare, if I remember correctly. It's no longer in the place that I knew where it was, but some searching on YT ought to turn it up. Edit: This one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVeqNuHcb-I I love those girls. They pole all over NYC. 🥂
these are great!!!! 😀 you might be a pole dancer if you take your kids to McDonalds so you can use their wifi to watch studio veena lessons because you have dial up at home and they take too long to load. (yes I just did that today on my new acer netbook lol)
sosagely ·
(Didn't read them all, so sorry if this is a repeat) You may be a pole dancer if... you separate all songs you hear into two categories: pole song or not a pole song. 🙂
dustyfox ·
you might be a pole dancer if you beg your dentist not to pull your tooth so you can go home and do the pole move you just visualized in the waiting room 😕 ( so did this and he was like are you kidding me, you dont want that tooth pulled now 😳 )
megs982 ·
You might be a pole dancer if you are at a club..never poled before but watched tons of videos and got offered a job from the owner of the local strip club LOL (true story..was a year ago..also won the pole dancing contest that night woot)
hehe...You may be a pole dancer if... ~You buy so much tennis players grip that the fimilliar staff at Dicks sporting goods asks you if your a pro tennis player! (..."uhhhh something like that!") ~You have family over for christmas and they eye your pole and you have to tell them that it is a ceeling support or that it's the latest christmas decoration "fat tinsel that hangs from the ceeling!!!" ~You kick out your light in your ceeling learning a handspring and think of how your going to explain that to the landlord when you move out and his 80 year old mom moves in (that and the footprints on the ceeling) ~You chew out the FedEx guy threatening his life because he ran over your x-pole extention so you can put your pole up in your 10 ft ceeling living room instead of the 7 ft ceeling spare bedroom, and then Fed Ex refuses to pay for it!!!! its still sitting sadly in my basement with a giant squished end 🙁 ~If your doctor insists that you tell her where you got that enourmous inner arm bruise or she will request you see a psychiatrist. The she wants to take your pole class! ~If your signifigant other no longer gets turned on when your withering on the floor trying out a new move or slinking up and down the pole. ~Your ballet teacher asks why you have an enormous bloody bruised burn on your instep and insists that it does not stain your tights and toe shoes! ~You analyze every yoga position trying to figure out how to do it on the pole! ****haha this was fun I didn't think I would come up with so many!
More!!... ~If your desperatly begging your hubby to build you a giant,tall, spacious gazeebo in your backyard so you can have a "Polezeebo" for nice days. (With screens, glass windows that open and electricity so you can play music!) ~If you inspect every sports bra in the store to make sure there's enough fabric for support, but not too much under the arm so you can still grip for your Teddy and Yogini!
...you no longer wear your wedding rings to not scratch your pole, since just walking by the pole could become a practice session. ...asking for crash mats for birthday gift. ...a 3 hr drive to visit your son includes a private lesson in the same area 🙂 ...spending time with hubby includes driving to a lesson together, him sitting in the car while you have a lesson, then spend the rest of the day together. Aye, am I addicited or what?!? 😀 Had to add another: You may be a pole dancer when you sheepishly 😳 tell your 25 yr old son who shakes his head, BUT for Christmas gives you an Intermediate Moves to Learn DVD. (This was too fun!)
when you plan vacations you look for the nearest studio and hope you can do a drop in class!
If you are proud of your bruises, you may be a pole dancer. If you can't find shorts that are short enough, you may be a pole dancer. 🤔 If you hear a song and immediately rate it for pole compatability, you may be a pole dancer. 🤸 If you have spent any amount of time trying to convince someone that pole dancing is different than stripping, you may be a pole dancer. ☀️ I have done ALL of these. Oppps 😳 😂
You may be a pole dancer, if u visit the strip clubs with ur buddies and name each move they do "oh look its the gemini, i can do that!"
. . . . if you have scuff marks on your ceiling from your heels . . . . if you visit a strip club and feel overcome with anxiety because you want so badly to get on the pole, others think you're really 'that' into the girls, haha! . . . . if you visit a strip club and consider buying a table/lab dance so YOU can dance on the Table Top Pole!!! lol! Yes, I really almost bought a table dance and was gonna tell the girl to just go someplace else and let me do my thing, lol! . . . . if you're at a playground with your kids and you all are flipping and lifting and climbing the bars and poles. . . . . if you're at a playground and your kids pick out places where you can Pole! . . . . if you've moved everything out of your living room (largest room) except the computer (for youtube & s.v.) a few fold out chairs (for chair dancing), and your poles! i.e. Your living room looks like a mini pole studio.
You automatically think about climbing the pole when you hear the song "The Climb" by No Doubt which has nothing to do with pole dancing.
