You may be a pole dancer if...
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you get a facebook account to keep track of a meet new polers
You look at a customers paperwork and thier last name matches of a poler. Then you immediately think of that poler. Happened to me today. The customers last name is Helms, my first thought was Karol!!! 😂 😂
you buy the pack of sharpies that has a zillion colors so you can color in the scuffs on your shoes 😕
. . . . you spend 10 minutes explaining to others that no, those aren't hickeys on your neck, those are the battle wounds of the shoulder mount. . . . . you stole the heater out of the kids room to warm up your pole (but you left them extra blankets 😂 ) . . . . you go winter clothes shopping and 90% of what you come home with is sports bras and booty shorts. 🤔 . . . . you wage "I bet you couldn't climb this using only your arms" or other various strength challenges with anyone who dismisses pole dancing as slutty. 💪 . . . your nervous about you upcoming gyno appt. because of all the bruising 😳
lol i was actually surprised when the doc didn't ask me about my bruises lol
...you rub your face with your dominant hand and scratch your lip with the callous that's slightly to the left of your middle finger and to the right of your ring finger...
ok add mine, it's too fun 😂 ...when you try to convince bf to sell the house you buy 3 years ago because ceilling are way to low and at the time it didn't matter, but now you couldn't care less about the bathroom and the kitchen as long as there one room with 10 feet ceilling. I swear honey ...you try to convince all your friends to try it because you know they will turn addict and you won't be the only one obsess with poling. And the bonus part you will able to have pole jam 🥂
when you go through the panty isle only looking for 'pole shorts' your entire xmas list consists of new shoes, grip and a new pole
. . . your nervous about you upcoming gyno appt. because of all the bruising 😳 I had to have a blood draw from my right arm because I was using my left practicing elbow hold aysha and she could not get the vein to pop.
marle777 ·
Hard to find new ones, you guys hit so many of them already. 😂 You might be a pole dancer if: your guy friend tells you that you're welcome to bring your pole over because he knows why you're staring slack-jawed at the ceilings in his new place your guy friends ask you for workout, flexibility and tree climbing(!) tips your guy friends are jealous/dumbfounded as to why you have more upper body strength than they do even though they still find you feminine and attractive you turned down every rental apt. you looked at last summer because they didn't have a proper floor/ceiling/space accommodations for a pole your friends introduce you and the pole in your living room to new people when you're out. "This is so and so; she has a pole in her living room!" you've learned to descend gracefully from almost anything so you don't squish your cats who like to pace around the pole. you use doorways to align your back and hips to get the front split stretch even further you've made your boyfriend's family holidays uncomfortable because during the "lets look at funny youtube videos" time you showed the 'Another Homemade Poling Accident' vid and everyone got up in arms about it -- AND you still thought it was funny anyway regardless of what the parent(s) covering the 10 year old daughters eyes thought. I mean, after all, I only spelled out the title to them as they typed it! 😳 🙄 😈 you consider dreaming about doing a pole move you can't currently do a divine prophecy that you will eventually master it you got all the patrons of the local strip club cheering and saying you outdanced the other girls there and you don't even work there (or any club), you only got on stage at last call because the staff encourages it as a sly way to audition new girls - and you were offered a contract afterwards! you share more personal trials and life achievements with online poling friends than your 'real' friends because the poling friends are overall, more supportive and less judgmental.
Yoga and Shrew....just for you! http://www.polyvore.com/azzedine_ala_lace_front_shoe/thing?id=20522669
If you watch and episode of Holmes on Homes with your partner, and as they are installing a support pole all you can think is if you could pole it or not! I kept thinking - thats too close to a wall to do anything! 😂
You own more pairs of 'pole pants' than regular underwear, and always have a pair of pole pants on when you got out on an evening, just in case!! 🐱 🐱
You may be a pole dancer if.... .... after receiving a couple of odd looks while boarding the bus you wonder if it was awkward to be practicing your twisted grip lift on the stop sign next to the bus stop. ... you regularly check out metal vine trellises and support beams to see if you can get a good enough grip to do a trick or two, and regularly end up doing said tricks... ... you're seriously the most interesting girl at a party! especially if the party has a couple of good support beams or an actual pole to play on 😉
If you take pictures of your bruises so you can document your progress and show them off later. If your camera is filled with pole pictures but you forget to bring it for other events like birthdays and weddings... If your boyfriend doesnt even glance away from his video game as you practice a sexy chair dance. You are constantly searching for pole anything online. Everyone you know has heard you say, "I can't go then because I have class that night" or "I can meet you after pole class."
Just got a knew one... Your ashame of your bruise...that is not from poling 😮 Yeah i know i keep them hide and hope it will go away before i take picture 😕
pink33 ·
you share more personal trials and life achievements with online poling friends than your 'real' friends because the poling friends are overall, more supportive and less judgmental. So true.
If you try to convince all the girls at work to come to your christmas pole party and post a huge sign in the breakroom to remind them =0 (please come! it will be FUN!!!)
You may be a pole dancer if..... you're looking at every stop sign, lamp post, children's playground thinking I wonder if I can do a chopper on that? 😂 I thought it was just me!
Yoga and Shrew....just for you! http://www.polyvore.com/azzedine_ala_lace_front_shoe/thing?id=20522669 Those boots are fabulous! 😁 Unfortunately, they're way out of my price range! 🙁
Ember ·
I don't know if this has been posted yet but this is straight from my husband after seeing this post: You might be married to a pole dancer if every time you clean out the lint trap on the dryer, it's full of glitter. 🙂
😂 😂 😂 That's pretty funny!! And pretty amazing, my husband probably doesn't even know what the lint trap is 😂
you go to the strip club with your man and you wonder what finish they have on the pole and you check out the shoes insted of thier skills! One dancer had the gun shoes that I wanted and I told my husband and he just shook his head at me.
mwincze ·
You May be a Pole Dancer If... The pole has become a common fixture in your living room. You're friends don't even notice the pole in the living room anymore. If you can't ride a subway, airport shuttle, or train without thinking...should I do it??? If you can ask your mom for booty shorts and stripper heels and she thinks that is normal. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's everyone!!!
Lol! I'm like that on the underground, I just kinda hang off it and when it slows down I can spin and be all 'I didn't do anything, I just slipped cause the train slowed down!' Can't think of anything new to add to this thread but I love it 😂
