You may be a pole dancer if...
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Roxy- that's so awesome! One of my sons is picking up the pole as well. I'm afraid what will happen when he shows off at school; I live in a very conservative town. Oh well, they need some educating!
Sabrina ·
Wow, I thought this was all just rollin around in my own head! I do almost all of it!! This thread is fabulous!
Former member ·
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! omg i love this thread so much 🙂
If the way you pick up items you have dropped on the floor at work becomes "conversation" for the water cooler. If you are seriously considering going into debt to get a little cabin somewhere...for your pole. Or you scan Craig's List for a room you could rent somewhere...for your pole. Or you buy your husband a laptop computer so you can slowly without his knowledge attempt to remove all items from the second bedroom/office...for your pole. Or you open up a web store for lingerie & shoes, get incorporated and all...so you can buy as many Pleasers as you want - wholesale 😉
stardust ·
Nowadays your pets (cats or dogs) seem to be so curious looking at you doing workout...you may be a pole dancer!
Nowadays your pets (cats or dogs) seem to be so curious looking at you doing workout...you may be a pole dancer! LOL! And if your dog cringes in the corner when you put on your sports bra, because she knows she'll get kicked in the head if she doesn't move.... you may be a pole dancer!
stardust ·
Nowadays your pets (cats or dogs) seem to be so curious looking at you doing workout...you may be a pole dancer! LOL! And if your dog cringes in the corner when you put on your sports bra, because she knows she'll get kicked in the head if she doesn't move.... you may be a pole dancer! 😂 This is so funny! 😂
azriel ·
... you've landed on your poor cat while working out. 😮 thank god they're so flexible & got 9 lives!!
Trena ·
Oh azriel! I laughed my ass off! Im so sorry!!! 🙄 (Glad your cat is ok obviously!! 😀 )
You're on day 4 of having the H1N1 flu, your temp's still 99.5 and you're laying on your couch eyeing your pole thinking, "You know, my skins warm enough I should have some great grip. I should try a cross knee release...." I've been stuck inside my apartment for four days and able to do noting but watch tv and gaze longingly at my pole.
azriel ·
We've forgotten about this thread! Ok, i know the first 2 of these are long overdue, but.. You may be a pole dancer if: 1) ... your foot & leg are in a cast due to surgery, yet you go to a pole jam & rock the he** out of the poles! pullin off moves such as the butterfly & aerial inverts no less! (*looks at Sissybuns*) 👍 2) ...you don't mind your cooter getting fondled by a toe, but only because the toe belongs to a fellow poler, & the invasion occurred during a double pole move attempt. 🙄 😳 🙄 3) ...you've ever experienced what Joel (poledancefan) refers to as a "POLE MOLECTOMY".. in other words, you've had a mole ripped off your skin due to being on the pole. 😮 😮 😮
Hoddska ·
you may be a pole dancer if you are torn between getting that surgery to fix a bad C-section scar or not ; because the recovery time would so screw up your pole practice....but if you DID do it think of the itty bitty shorts you could wear...at home of course!....you may be a pole dancer if you won't even wear a one piece at the beach without a towel or wrap nearby but are fine with posting pole dance vids on YouTube for the whole world to see.
Hoddska ·
...you may be a pole dancer if you no longer need to do any upper body or core work at the gym...you may be a pole dancer if you've decided to INCREASE your upper body work or core work at the gym to improve your pole skills...you may be a pole dancer if you won't do any heavy leg workouts at the gym anymore because you're afraid you'll bulk up too much to EVER get the jade....you may be a pole dancer if you now take ballet in an effort to improve your leg extensions on the pole...you may be a pole dancer if you are a pretty good hula hooper now but only because it's such a great warm up for the pole...and this is a bit bad..you may be a pole dancer if you and your 7 year old daughter agree that the most fun thing to do on Christmas Day (after opening presents)is to go into the pole studio Mom works at because she has a key and you'll have the whole place to yourselves...she honestly asked me to take her!!!please forgive me people...
kcfl5 ·
you may be a pole dancer if... you make your husband plan your vacations around resorts and cities that have a place for pole dancing.
kcfl5 ·
dh planned a cruise...thinking how can I bring my pole...the rooms are too small. thinking there are probably raillings or something I could pole on and hopefully not fall overboard.
azzwoo ·
hope this one hasn't already been said... you know you're a pole dancer if you're looking to buy a new house and your only criteria is that there be at least ONE room with the correct ceiling height/ space to have a pole This ones causing me issues at the moment!! lol
Audball ·
You may be a pole dancer if... upon seeing your new apartment, you stand on the furniture and knock on the ceiling, frantically searching for the dull sound! (and ask everyone you know if they have any expert opinions on plasterboard ceilings!) (azzwoo's post reminded me of this.. I had ceiling troubles too!)
Bex ·
If you spend more time on Studio Veena than socializing with live people ... you may be a pole dancer If your man brags to his friends about your "workout" and shows them pictures/videos... you may be a pole dancer If the most recent pictures you've taken in the last six months all include a pole... you may be a pole dancer If you wear your new Pleaser boots/shoes to the grocery store to break them in.... you may be a pole dancer If you for get to bring a change of clothes when you go to the gym and stop by the grocery store still in your booty shorts and 6" heels on the way home ... you may be a pole dancer If you spend more on pole clothes/shoes each month than you do on groceries ... you may be a pole dancer
LOL I absolutely love this thread...I have a little tweak to add You might be a *new* pole dancer if...you haven't even gotten your pole yet but already have moved furniture from your guest room, measured your ceiling (8ft not bad) have an account of studioveena.com, have ordered your 6 inch pleasers, have a poling playlist, and booty shorts 😀 You might be a *new* pole dancer if...you're already planning how to rearrange the furniture in your living room so you can buy a pole extension for the 12ft ceiling...and you havent gotten your pole. You might be a *new* pole dancer if...you're wondering how long you should wait before telling any future boyfriends about your favorite workout??! 🤔 I haven't figured that one out yet...any suggestions please let me know You might be a *new* pole dancer if...you haven't even gotten your pole yet and actually know & can relate to all the previous post! LOL You might be a *new* pole dancer if...you can't wait to get your first bruise! 😂 I am sitting here reading these posts and can forsee my near future and absolutely love it! I have ceiling envy so bad I was walking through the halls of the school I teach at and was like "Wow I wish my ceilings were this high"I am actually excited about getting my first inner thigh bruise bc it'll mean Im POLING!!!!! Can't wait 🥂
You may be a pole dancer if... you idley scratch an itch on your inner thigh and realise you can barely feel it from all that man-skin. You don't even blink anymore going into 'adult' stores cos you're on the lookout for a new costume/shoes. You start thinking about sexy moves while walking though a shopping mall and realise people are giving you second glances because you're OOZING hotness 😜 You've finally realised why God gave you curves.
if you try to choreograph a dance in the car b/c you got ideas while driving If you wish wearing your pleasers in public was much more acceptable. If you avoid getting a pedicure b/c its just going to get messed b/c of the pole.
If you wish wearing your pleasers in public was much more acceptable. Oh how angry this makes me!! 😠 If only males were not so lecherous and females so judgmental I would wear them every weekend, but when you're already 5'8" and prancing around in heels that make you 6' tall, everyone looks at you like "who does this attention guzzling hooker think she is???" Also, I can't really walk in them. 😂
😀 This thread is great!! So many of this rings true.. ..you may be a pole dancer if you've recently rediscovered a love for Britney Spears music when you realise she does really pole-a-ble music (Re: Blackout and Circus albums) ..you walk through the lingerie section in a department store and try to convince yourself that 'yes, those undies would pass for hotpants..' ..you practice hairography in the randomest of moments ..you go into a sport store and wonder when they're going to start a poling section already
you might be a new pole dancer if you ask your boyfriend/hubby 4 times a day "how long does fedex ground take?" cause you are impatient to get started.
when you go to an actual gym and get discouraged b/c you have to wear tennis shoes going to the actual gym, you have to resist every urge not to shake your butt when your bent over and keep it low on the hair toss so no one gets creeped out 😂
