You may be a pole dancer if...
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carriej ·
Yup! When your husband texts you to ask what you're doing and the message you see says "Polehoppin?"... you might be a poledancer. I agree with Glitterhips... When your husband hears a loud thud and doesn't bother to see what is was...you might be a poledancer. When you tell your stepdaughter that the slight indentation in the ceiling came from trying to put up a smoke detector in her room instead of that your pole slipped because it wasn't positioned correctly...you might be a poledancer. (Whoops!)
azriel ·
you may be a pole dancer if... you find yourself being less of a risk-taker/dare devil than you used to be - ie. riding on motorcycles, driving your car a little too fast, no roller coasters! - for fear of breaking a bone or something & not being able to pole for god knows how long!!!
I haven't read them all yet but, so I hope I'm not duplicating anything...If your reading this thread and falling out in tears right now...If your rings spend more time in the jewelry box, don't wanna scratch your pole...Skip wearing lotion just in case you get a chance to practice that day...When you dance without a pole you still put your hand(s) over your head...If you have a special play list just for pole dancing songs...If the palm of your hands feel like bricks...If pole burn doesn't really bother you anymore...If you only have room for 1 pole but you own 2+
Trena ·
When you're at a barn dance (yes a barn dance!!! One of my friends was in the competition to be the town's Heritage Queen so I had to go! 😂 In fairness though, there wasnt a plaid shirt in sight and basically it was an excuse for everyone to get plastered!) and you find yourself looking at the high roof of the barn and thinking how cool it would be to set up a pole there! And then when the DJ starts to play current chart hits (for example Beyonce Single Ladies and Flo Rida) you find yourself practicing your booty bounces & shakes. 😂 (Thanks Gelina, Im still working on it! 😂 )
cbella13 ·
🥂 Azriel that is so me!!! I am clumsy by nature and find myself being extra, extra careful so I don't get hurt and have to stay off the pole! How about you are at pole class and there is a new person in class and you and your pole friends are SO enthusiastic 🤸 about how much you know they will love poling you probably scare the newbie a little bit! 😳
If you have towels specifically for cleaning your pole...you may be a pole dancer. If you have set up a spot in your house that's perfect for setting your camera to make a pole video...you may be a pole dancer.
witeroze ·
lol best thread ever, couldn't agree with everyone more!! here's my lil contribution: You know you're a pole dancer when: -you get strange looks from people in the library & in your university classes as to why you're watching "strippers" on your laptop -you use your old clothes as wiping towels? (or is that just me? 🤔 lol)
This is the BEST! You may be a pole dancer if you watch a video of two adorable kids doing an amazing acrobatic routine and you think to yourself "they would make really amazing pole dancers someday." This is the only venue where I would actually express such a notion 🤐 I sooooooo see myself in a lot of these posts 😉
You may be a pole dancer if someone asks you what you're thinking and you absent mindedly reply 'I'm just trying to figure out why my butterfly to hiphold to pike to superman tumble to mistress isn't working right'...
If you're proud of your bruises and constantly point at them to people (my boyfriend) and say 'look'... you're a pole dancer If you do slow head rolls, head tosses, or grind your hips to a song as your driving.... you're a pole dancer lol at all the other posts. So funny and so TRUE!!! My closet is slowly filling up with stripper shoes and boots too, whoo hoo!
You may be a pole dancer if....you're at your 7 year olds gymnastics practice watching them workout and start mentally taking notes on some of their exercises that may help your strength or flexibility for pole. "I should try doing those handstand pushups. Those will really help my uper body strength...oh! so that's how you stretch for splits...."
You may be a pole dancer if... No longer buy any kinds of lotions or oils because you pole every single day!!! I'mma be an ashy bastid dis winter!! 😂
Great thread.... Heres my contribution, for this I got to explain Im a swimming instructor when Im not poling... you may be a pole dancer (especially one who teaches swimming!) if.... You teach kids who are having trouble with the butterfly (the swim stroke, not the pole move!)by dragging them out the pool and showing them how to do a body wave against a wall, the way you do when you pole. Your own butterfly has improved leaps and bounds since you started poling! When the bruises are really bad you wear a full wetsuit even for 30min lessons because it saves embarasing questions from parents ('you know I could give you a helpline number....') Youve considered poling in your wetsuit because think of the fabulous grip you would get all over!!! 😂 Your husband wants you to get a t-shirt saying 'I'm not a battered wife - I'm a pole dancer' so people dont give him dirty looks when you are together.
EVamp83 ·
You may be a pole dancer if someone asks you what you're thinking and you absent mindedly reply 'I'm just trying to figure out why my butterfly to hiphold to pike to superman tumble to mistress isn't working right'... You definitely are a pole dancer when you, while reading Nicki's comment, were imagining how to link those moves, and what it would look like if you'd try the sequence. 😀
stardust ·
When you just got your pole & your husband/bf was more concerned with ceiling/floor damage than your getting of bruises from pole practice...you are a pole dancer! 😂
Wow I first want to say hello to all ya coragous girls! I just got my pole put in my living room last week and registerd to this site which I think is fantastic!!! Man I can't wait to be a great pole dancer... So I was reading the above and it's so funny how it so so true everything on top since I started to poledance!!! Especially I agreewith the stop signs and kinderground play bars 😂well I'm a new bloger too so I hope I'll learn this quick too 🙂
You may be a pole dancer if...your husband throws away your ticket for the USPDF competition and you go dumpster diving through dirty diapers and all kinds of nastyness, late at night with your dish washing gloves on until you find it.... *cough* Roxy *cough*
Trena ·
You may be a pole dancer if...your husband throws away your ticket for the USPDF competition and you go dumpster diving through dirty diapers and all kinds of nastyness, late at night with your dish washing gloves on until you find it.... *cough* Roxy *cough* 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 (Sorry for laughing at your expense Roxy! But silly silly husband!!!)
RoxyPink ·
You may be a pole dancer if...your husband throws away your ticket for the USPDF competition and you go dumpster diving through dirty diapers and all kinds of nastyness, late at night with your dish washing gloves on until you find it.... *cough* Roxy *cough* 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 (Sorry for laughing at your expense Roxy! But silly silly husband!!!) hahahahhahahaha 😂 😂 😂 😂 I never would have thought to put that here!! Thanks! So F'in true!!! LMFAO!!! 🫡 🫡 I guess that means I really am a pole dancer!! YAY!!
😂 Sorry I cant help myself!! *rolls on the floor* 😂 Don't worry cuz I would have done the same thing!!! I would have been knee deep in poop searchin for that ticket!! 👍 Roxy
jlopeztx ·
LOL these are all so true! Here's mine... If you're husband knows the names of all the moves you can do, you may be a pole dancer! If you know what uspdf stands for, you may be a pole dancer LOL If you're dreams have changed from being a nurse, teacher, ballerina etc.... to one day teaching pole dance or opening your own studio, you may be a pole dancer
😂 these are great! you may also be a pole dancer if the only tool kit you own contains 1 large spanner, an alan key and two tensioning rods, you go through so many bottles of windex, people think you must live in a glass house and your enthusiastic babble about "caterpillar" and "butterfly" has your friends convinced you're a closet entomologist 😛
If your facebook update reads "has 9.3 ft of shiny new chrome" and no one even has to ask what it means, you may be a pole dancer. If your co-workers save articles that are pole related for you, you may be a pole dancer. If your kids have to wait for you to do a few moves on the pole in front of the rollercoaster before they can ride, you are DEFINITELY a pole dancer.
the kids at the playground tell you that the bars and climbing pole are for KIDS, not Moms. lol
RoxyPink ·
You might be a pole dancer if when you take your son to the playground at Chick-fila he tells the other kids "look what my mom taught me" and he inverts on one of the posts that support the slide....infront of everyone! lol
