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Until Roxy-Pink saves me from myself and creates her Roxy Spin Tutorial I will ….

… I will attempt a Roxy Spin in every video I post, and I will post frequently and look especially pathetic when tangled.

pityme!

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Mmm.
I have stainless, and mine is nicely broken in- on occasions when it’s a cold, miserable gripless day, I’ll rub a plain white candle(no oils or scents) against it, rub it in really good until it’s invisible/makes the pole matte and pole away.

I’ve done it in the winter, and I’ve done it when I had mutliple polers mixing incompatible oils on the pole.

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Yes!

YES!

circles from the knee!

YES.

I’ve been working on these a lot.

My first studio, the owner teacher Heather (of JPA Fayeteville) had the BADDASSEDEST leg circles from the knee.

I’ve only seen them since from killerredtex, dangerous, luckygirl, and webstwe! I like them best with the legs already spread or leading into a spread.

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DAMN. That variation is SO HOT.

I don’t know how I missed this in my subscription box, but I’m LIVID that performance was so amazing.

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Men who eat spicy things as though they were nothing
Silly men who make fools of themselves
men who are SUPER muscular with a higher body fat so they look like big tasty defensive linemen or gorilla-men.
men who look like defensive linemen who are hairy, so definitely look like gorilla-men!

women who are mega confident
women who call their legs "stems" or "gams"

all… throaty voices, great vocabularies, people who whisper. Great hands, hands of the David on a man, hands of Diana on a woman! ooo-wee!

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That’s freaking hot. HOT.

I guess I will have to make it.. some kind of bra band with long loops of purple and green beads strung between it and some kind of band for the thighs.

I want it to have the shape of a tube minidress, but so beady! mm! mm!

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The cartwheel and handspring mounts.

I remember seeing one of them done and being like "STRONGEST WOMAN ALIVE".

And then when I first saw Sarah Cretul’s TG, I was like, "NEW STRONGEST WOMAN ALIVE".

As far as Wow-wow beautiful, I really thought the leg hangs were so amazing looking. I still do. <3

OH.

And the first time I saw alethea do a floorwork only routine I about died of WOW.

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I am looking for a lingerie/nasty/hookery dress made entirely of mardi gras beads.

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nobody does the roxy like roxy.

thank god you’re finally going to make that tutorial.. I get soooo tangled. I know it’s all in letting go of the bottom elbow, but I can’t figure out when to do it to not fall on my assets.

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My bad, apparently there is an easier way.

1. Log in to your PayPal account.
2. Click the My Account tab.
3. Click the History subtab.
4. Click More filters, select Subscriptions and agreements, and then click Subscriptions.
5. Change the date back to the year the subscription was created, and then click Show.
6. View the details of a specific "Subscription Creation" by clicking Details in the Details column. This page shows detailed information regarding your subscription.

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It’s in a weird spot on paypal
So..

first you go to the last transaction where it tried to do it
click on details
then click on the reference number … it’s like.. the first link in the body of the page.
Then you’re on the subscription page, and you can alter your subscription.

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Climb.. and then.. wrist seat, plank, cross something release, lunchbox.

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LOL.

You can’t trust a man who says spread eagle is never sexy.

BURN HIM AT THE STAKE.

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I don’t like it because for me, I will ALWAYS see the person who did that song first (in my mind, lol).

Like, Kings of Leon Closer, for me, the first person I saw it was … that super sexy woman who instructs at the studio of Drkfairy who’s name includes maybe.. stella? Whatever. I see her. Being sexy. Behind EVERYONE who dances to that song.

HOWEVER.

…Unless we all dance to obscure music, or knock out our dances on release dates, chances are we’re dancing to someone elses music….

and sometimes, like me.. we will conveniently forget that our favorite dancer danced to a song and that we totally ripped them off but that we CANNOT remove the video because that would so be tucking tail and running. mmhhhm.

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Oh.

I’ll enter my idea!

Dance in the style of your fav.

they say imitation is the highest form of flattery, so let us flatter our most beloved dancers with a study of their gloriousness.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/redke71?blend=1&ob=4#p/search/1/t6DQnfFD_Xc

Karol. Falling cute.

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Hahah
When pros fall, they make it look cute.

I still remember Karol like.. falling on her butt near her little fluffy chair, her calling it a fall, and me calling it absurd cuteness. Her legs went up in cuteness.

Felix’s little slip was the worst, but the potential comfort you COULD have had was dashed because she was being alien-like in her flexibility. It’s not like she fell doing something we all could fall doing. No, most of us will never drop into a spatchcock and have the opportunity to fall and then recover gracefully. We’ll probably get stuck trying and have to have our significant others pry us off the pole.

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CHYEAH.

I’m sorry. That’s awesome. Perez wrote betwixt your legs! AWESOME.

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Lori Huett from tranzendance.
and Michula, definitely.

Vee should so make the next challenge a "Pole Idols" challenge, where you try to handle the style of your chosen master.

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Mm! I always go there when I think I should be stripping- to read the horror stories and convince myself otherwise- but I’m not an active member. It’s an EXCELLENT place to haunt/lurk.

and they have magnificent music threads.
and great clothing sites.
and they’re strippers, so it dulls the itch of your weird stripper obsession, if you have one.

I strongly suggest a visit, Sissy.

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How full coverage are we going, Runey?

And are we going sexy or athletic or the area in between where you still look reasonably good looking, but not like you’re going out for a run in very little clothing?

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amen on stripperweb. finest ladies around. tons of info.

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I don’t think there’s any "looking down" persay, on self taught polers (not talking V’s lessons or Jamilla Dvds, ’cause they’re delish) BUT personally, I do a lot of internal "Told You So" when someone says they hurt themselves because they were moving too fast, acting a damned fool, or disregarding safety. Moving too fast, acting a damned fool, and disregarding saftey seem to go hand in hand with "I learned solely from videos on youtube"

If you’re going to be a badass, be a badass.
And if you think you’re a badass and you’re not a badass, count yourself in for a lot of downtime icing your torn parts.

Anyways. I was studio taught for 10 weeks- kept my Vee lessons for a while as well. I like to drop in at different studios because it’s really neat but there aren’t very many advanced daytime classes and my nights go exclusively to my husband.

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OH OH.

Yeah, so it’s either the new coupler or the new massive screw. Either way, the parts can’t be pricey. The massive screw is industrial issue, and the coupler is like.. 1 inch long and not complicated.

Make sure she’s speaking to KIM.

Everyone else there is a douche.

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I don’t know about epoxy, but I do know that mine was clacking, that they were under warranty, and that kim sent me a new coupler.

….
so.

I know if Kim sent me a new coupler, she could send her a new coupler.

And if she’s out of warranty, the epoxy doesn’t sound like a BAD idea, but it doesn’t sound like a better idea than ordering two couplers, either.