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…What kind of pole do you have?

You say screws, so it’s.. permanent? but then, I was like.. ??? because your pole bottom looks like an x.

Anyways.
Carpet needs tightening like.. a milion times before it’s actually tight. Like, when I put my pole in my living room- I seriously tightened it two rotations (PS multipiece) every time I poled for like a week, then one rotation for a week after that. And the rufker still needs a turn around when the carpet gets around to compressing every once in a bit.

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Alena Downs of Pole Junkies also put out a mat.

…I think she has one that’s five inches thick. And I think it’s just as cheap (or ridiculously expensive) as some of the other Mats I’ve seen.

I know Adamseve has a pole-o-mat! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif

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Mmph.

Well, thankfully, the pole dancing should help with your self image and esteem. You’ll probably feel comfortable in teensie outfits soon enough! The pole dancing advantage in tiny clothing is so sizable that you just prioritize.

Sure, fat looks particularly unappetizing upside down… (I happen to enjoy the shape of my gut when it’s right-side-up, but I’m really unfond it once it makes the turn), but I LOVE dancing, and if a bitty sports bra and a pair of drawwwwwz is going to make it easier, I’ll do it! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif

ANYWAYS. I’m going to recommend a few episodes of how to look good naked, and hope it gets easier for you, girl. https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif

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Hell, there’s not really any in TEXAS, period.

One in Dallas, that I know of. And party makers in Austin, I know. But aside from that, we seem to be bass-ackwards.

So.
I really doubt you’re going to find something out west that suits, but if you do- gooood luck!

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I just moved my pole from linoleum to carpet (just for a change) and I use footundeez. Sure, it’s not as good as the linoleum- but it’s better than bare carpet! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif

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I’d love to know who set up that venue! Frickin’ idiot!

when you were a kid, were you nasty brunette playing sexy on the pole? ‘Cause I was! Wahaha.

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I’m sure Berty can do it.

She’s always doin’ those split heel moves.

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This reminds me..

I was looking for a pole dance studio in dallas, which there are like… none. One. None. One of those.

Anyways. It’s a place where girls share poles, so no thanks.

This was one of the reviews. LOL

"Shame on you for offering pole dancing and strip tease lessons alongside belly dance. You are feeding a stereotype and we belly dancers DO NOT APPRECIATE IT AT ALL!"

Wahahha. Does that ho not remember the harem-part of the belly dance origins?

Anyways. Yes. StudioVeena is the BOMB! Go team!

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You should have said.
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"If you’ve reached your chubby quota…
Why don’t you fire one of those fatties and let me in".

Seriously. Unless there’s a strip club shortage, just hit up the next one. You probably just caught the manager in a mood to hire anything but your particular brand of lusciousness. Besides, if there are -that- many bitches with meat on their bones, you’re sharing the meatloving men with other girls. Lets not. Lets be the -only- girl with junk-in-the-trunk.

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Woohoo!

Congratulations on ordering your pole! And you’re going to love it!

Just make sure you’re safe! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif

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…D:

WELL.

I’m sorry you can’t assemble the pole in your parent’s house. I, personally, believe that’s kind of -lame-, mom and dad who never danced! Thank god family is family, otherwise we’d definitely have to beat them.

Congratulations on your pole, though! You should go assemble at a friend’s house just for a few hours and get a little practice in! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif

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I know in every office I’ve worked in, I would be SERIOUSLY impressed if I saw the woman next to me with her pink dumbells doing tricep extensions. Just my opinion- but I wouldn’t think it was anything ridiculous- just dedicated and glorious.

I mean, how many of us have filed our nails while on the telephone? Or written out a grocery list? but worked out? COME ON. That’s awesome.

You could always get one of those exercise balls to replace your chair. Lots of companies do that, so you can just pretend you’re on the cutting edge. https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif

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Awesome!
I don’t know anything about xpole, so someone else will answer that question!

BUT. I think it’s way cool that you went from silks to pole! And congratulations on your success! And your english is great!

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Heee. Some of their soundboarding off eachother was silly.

We were 4 girls- and after I was born, it was single motherdom. So, yeah, naked was a fact.

I have nudist ties- but I’m not sure how a nudist family works. I also have qualms about my children being like me, and having struggles being themselves because I am so very out there. I want them to form their own quirks and ideals. I want them to have a healthy body image- but I don’t see where adult male genitalia fits in.

really, we’re all tucked away. but men are so external. I just don’t get it! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif

We’ll probably be a panty family. And Matt can walk around in his panties, too, so long as I don’t have to see the outline of his peen. And the kids can be naked until I feel weird and suggest they put on some damn panties. Or until they want to put on their own panties.

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Have you been cleaning it with brasso?