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When I have successful dances for my husband (the ones that don’t end up in a ‘stop looking at me like that’ conversation), it’s because I closed my eyes and danced with the pole.

A lot of times if I close my eyes and just -feel- the dancing, I feel like the sexiest woman in the world. Most of the things we do feel sexy as we’re doing them if we’ve overcome pole burn. And who the hell cares what the sexiest woman in the world does, really. She could do -anything- and it would still look undeniably hot. I’ve -faceplanted- while crawling.. but I had my ass in the air. If my husband can find a negative thought while my ass is in the air, no matter how it got there.. he isn’t a very good husband.

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I saw a craigslist ad for p90x- for 65 bucks, unused.
I talked them down to 40.

So.. Uhh.
Yeah.

AbRipperX is not saying that by doing this, you’ll have ripped abs. It’s saying, do this video and you’ll feel like someone ripped you in half.

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I think it’d be…
really creepy
if someone asked to touch you.

Especially in that situation where she’s spreading your legs. Is there really anything she could say that would make it any less shocking?

I’d be like, ‘Hey! While you’re in that handstand, why don’t you spread your legs, huh?! It would so make it easier’. But I’m not going to pry any woman’s legs apart unless she’s Lady Gaga and resisting me for the sake of spirit.

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…I bet Sheila just didn’t fill up the damn mat. She looks like a flake. Trying to kill sweet dear Conan.

Come on. A WET PIECE OF SPAGHETTI.

…Eheheh. Kidding. I’ve no clue if Sheila’s a flake. The pole probably does suck the balls, but.. a freestanding pole really doesn’t make sense.

That said, I’m not.. really big on bashing PS. Poles falling are.. usually user error. Seriously, had I of tightened mine even 1/4 as much as I do now I -never- would have rode my pole to the floor. The spin mode on the X is way better feeling than it is on the PS. But Chrome and TG are just coatings. Stainless is grippier than chrome with wear- but chrome is the bizness even in the begining, it also looks prettier.. but PS users don’t wipe their hands half as much as Xpole users do. Both have great customer service, both are really expensive, both have great things to their names and things that suck. Remember when xpole ate the hands of it’s most dedicated users? What the hell is my PS pole top plate made out of? Why are we always losing the pins on our PS poles? Why do the xpole release tools always bend? Why does my PS pole scratch when I glance at it? Why the -hell- does piggy munch’s TG look like I glanced at it? … Both poles have people calling in to say, "What the hell is wrong with my pole?" for some weird things. Lets just all get along. https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif

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Ooh! What about kudos! like on bloggies! That’s a pretty neat way of saying, "I watched it, I enjoyed it, but I always sound like a pervert when I comment so it’s better that I do this instead of telling you how juicy your ass looks."

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…..Who-the-hell. What-the-hell, and are they still here, so we can commence to DIRTY MESSAGING? ‘Cause I am SO ON IT.

I also think the star system should disappear. It’s kind of … pointless. Either you LOVE the person, and you love everything they do and you haven’t heard of anything but 5. Or you’re like, a tough love person, and you happily put 3s and 4s just to be nitpicky, did you know tough love isn’t nice? OR you’re a studioveena invader and you put 1’s.

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Oh yeah! It’s in the mini px off of honeycutt/riley..

The prices are VASTLY different than any other enterprise. When I went there, it was everything was 30 bucks a day, but looking online right now.. it has the van at 59 a day.. where if you rented from budget, it’d be like 150 or something a day!

I think there’s one on butner too!

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I’m actually going to be a resident of the DC area by october! I think it’s a mini trip from DC, too, hopefully. eheheh.

If y’all have a large carpool going by then- I’d not forget that you can rent a MEGAVAN from the base Enterprise for the same price as a sedan.

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Going!

I haven’t bought my tickets yet, so it’s not official… but I really shouldn’t be spending money when I have a move in the works, so I have to wait until sept 22nd! I sure do hope there are still tickets by then!

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My … neutral hand position broke in super quick. You know the one you pirouette and do short spins from. Like. SUPER QUICK.

The rest of the pole- well. Now I have the entire top half BROKEN IN, and it’s been that way for like four months. So lets say 6 months of 3 times a week poling to get the top half awesomely awesomely broken in …

and my bottom is slippery as an oilspill duck, except for where my bottom hand goes in split grip positions. I really have been trying to use it more… more split grip spins down to the floor, inchy caterpillars, but it’s long hard work.

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Woot Woot.

I bet they were expecting your negotiations and were like, "SCORE!" weehehehe.

Congratulations, girl!

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..They should be pretty worn in considering they’re in a club- but I’d bring a grip aid anyways…

Compared to brass, stainless can be… very very slippery. but well used stainless shouldn’t be too much of an issue!

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OMG! Awesome!

CHYEAHCHYEAHCHYEAH.

I’m so.. going to steal your new gym. Sure, the bosslady is nice, but come on.. a polemasta! WOO.

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!!!!!
LOL.

I was thinking of that when I was like, "but they doooo dance". that, and that bespun quartet where Alethea’s ass never left the floor.

whaha. that is one of my favorite scenes in pole dance history.

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It’s not that I’m not with you- I think there isn’t enough club in pole dancing! BUT, when I look at other forms of dance- they don’t really look too much like dancing as I know it- but they still are dancing, qualify as dancing, and require a lot more talent than what I do after a few shots at the club.

I haven’t seen a boranguitang super athletic no dance pole dance in a while.

BUT. If you’re saying you wanna see Felix make it clap- I agree! LETS PETITION.

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Eheheh.

It’s like a car jack.
Just ask him if he’s afraid his car jack is going to hurt the undercarriage or the asphault? Or if he’s a pansy afraid to get underneath the car because he’s afraid it’ll fall on his head. eheheh.

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That’s AWESOME.

Isn’t Hardcore poles friends with POLEWAXERS, ’cause I so want to go there and take a class!
That’s SO COOL.

Bootybouncing 101! wehehhehe

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That KT Coates Swan Lake video is pretty classic for how tasteful pole dancing can be.

Lucy Misch has one to an overplayed sarah mclachlan song that’s pretty parent friendly. she even wears wings.

I’d probably show them that pregnant veena one.. with the norah jones. eheheh. can’t get much anti-strippuh than that. though personally, I think were I a man, I’d pursue pregnant women relentlessly.

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Mmm. You can already get a superpole in brass- it’s just a one piece.

Which makes me wonder about the extreme poles in brass- are they one piece too? because my understanding was that brass really didn’t like being in pieces.

I’m not sure whether I’m going to convert my pole or not. Using the last 6 inches at the ceiling appeals, but 180 bucks to convert does not.

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Wahhahahaha.

I thought I was the only one who used "see what you had for dinner".

My family is partial to breakfast.

MADE MY DAY.

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…What kind of pole do you have?

You say screws, so it’s.. permanent? but then, I was like.. ??? because your pole bottom looks like an x.

Anyways.
Carpet needs tightening like.. a milion times before it’s actually tight. Like, when I put my pole in my living room- I seriously tightened it two rotations (PS multipiece) every time I poled for like a week, then one rotation for a week after that. And the rufker still needs a turn around when the carpet gets around to compressing every once in a bit.

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Alena Downs of Pole Junkies also put out a mat.

…I think she has one that’s five inches thick. And I think it’s just as cheap (or ridiculously expensive) as some of the other Mats I’ve seen.

I know Adamseve has a pole-o-mat! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif

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Mmph.

Well, thankfully, the pole dancing should help with your self image and esteem. You’ll probably feel comfortable in teensie outfits soon enough! The pole dancing advantage in tiny clothing is so sizable that you just prioritize.

Sure, fat looks particularly unappetizing upside down… (I happen to enjoy the shape of my gut when it’s right-side-up, but I’m really unfond it once it makes the turn), but I LOVE dancing, and if a bitty sports bra and a pair of drawwwwwz is going to make it easier, I’ll do it! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif

ANYWAYS. I’m going to recommend a few episodes of how to look good naked, and hope it gets easier for you, girl. https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif

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Hell, there’s not really any in TEXAS, period.

One in Dallas, that I know of. And party makers in Austin, I know. But aside from that, we seem to be bass-ackwards.

So.
I really doubt you’re going to find something out west that suits, but if you do- gooood luck!

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I just moved my pole from linoleum to carpet (just for a change) and I use footundeez. Sure, it’s not as good as the linoleum- but it’s better than bare carpet! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif