You may be a pole dancer if...
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adAstra ·
One of the little ones comments "Why are you wearing so much clothes?" with so much surprise to see you fully dressed. (My nephew just said this to me with so much shock in his voice, haha!)
Hazelnut ·
when your mom sends you tiny hotpants through international mail because " I know you need little ones for your dancing and you can't find them over there!"
You may be a pole addict if you are thinking of a career change but only apply to jobs if there is a pole studio in that city.
zoeyxxxx ·
You may be a pole dancer when your dinner guest get to sit next to a shiny pice of metle at the dinning table. My pole is head off the table :)) ( I have to move the dinning table when I pole no spare room so mines up in my kitchen n never gets taken down :)
If when you decorate for Christmas you set up your Gingerbread men to look like they are poling on the candy canes LOL
Juicy J ·
If when visiting your best friend's new place for the first time, you eye her spacious living room with wooden floor boards with much envy and tell her with a dreamy expression on your face that if this was my place, I would so put a pole in the middle of the room because of all that space! Then only to be met with complete and utter silence...
adAstra ·
...your clothing is getting really tight in just the upper arm area. @Juicy J, lol--the utter silence. Maybe you need to make her a pole convert :)
You realize one day that you have slowly turned your garage into "the club" / workout room complete with mirrors, a fold down bar, cute barstool a, a very comfy yet functional VIP chair, linoleum on floor, mood lighting and a kicker stereo. No really it's just my workout room.
...You've just googled to find the closest circus school ....There are shoe prints on your ceiling ....butterflies and caterpillars are goals not insects ....You'd take an hour with Michelle Stanek over an hour with Michelle Obama anyday
You may be a BEGINNER pole dancer if.... Everytime you listen to a song you think of an amazing move/routine and the second you try it and you're not ready, you cry in a corner. You spend half of an hour knocking on your ceiling looking for the beam. You went to look at an new apartment and brought a tape meaure just to measure the floot to the ceiling. You constantly obsess over a pole move you can't get right and call it your nemesis. Your pole falls from the ceiling (while you're on it) TWICE because you forgot to re-tighten. You walk through the supermarket doing your pole walks.
if you fall asleep and dream about nailing awesome flexibility moves
Juicy J ·
If you've had countless dreams about being able to do the splits easily, only to wake up and realise it was a dream! D'oh!! =(
Or if you've had countless dreams where either gavity disappeared or you're suddenly strong enough to do all sorts of crazy strength moves.
if you slip and fall, and your first thought when you hit the ground is not "ouch" but "this better not interfere with my training"
Juicy J ·
Before or after a pole class, when you need to hit the shops/petrol station (we call them 'servos' here in 'Straya) etc, you realise that you had better put on some ACTUAL pants because pole shorts are deemed as TOO short and revealing! Not that I have a problem with that...😉 but still...you don't want to offend the public and cause dirty men to gawk at your bootylicious bottom that you've worked so hard for, right?!
... you throw a hissy fit when you realize you're out of rubbing alcohol. >_
Austie ·
Omg villainvixen that was me yesterday lol
happened today. was so upset lol
PoleLeo ·
Not sure if this one is already on here, --If you coworkers, friends, and family say to you "wouldn't that would be a good pole dancing song?"
When in yoga class doing headstands, you're the only one doing sexy/pretty legs while everyone looks like a board. Lol! Happened today in class - I couldn't help it!
Juicy J ·
You know you're a pole dancer when you find out your friend has just signed up for 4 x weeks of Beginner Pole at your studio and you're more excited than they are!! First time this has ever happened to me and I didn't even have to convince her!
CapFeb ·
....If when you walk through your house you find atleast 3 bottles of grip aid lying around.
CapFeb ·
....If when you walk through your house you find atleast 3 bottles of grip aid lying around.
Hazi411 ·
You're falling off the pole and you won't put your hands out to break your fall, in case you break both wrists and can't pole for weeks, so you fall on your face instead (yes, that was me!)
I know i am a pole dance because i put my pole in my living room, one so i could have plenty of space to dance, 2 i have no excuse not to work out the moment i get home, 3 its great attention and conversation starter when i have men come in to fix things in my apt and 4, when my dog gets on my nerves i tie her leash around my pole hahaha. and 5, why not put your pole in your living room its where you entertain your guest right????
