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Miss Julie- I kind of had the same… feeling when I opened the book to the straddle pose, and was like, ".. I already do this and my straddle is.. doody".

But after I curbed my disappointment and started doing full 16 stretch cycles … I discovered I was making some really nice gains in all the other stretches, and then eventually the straddle. While I seemed to resist on my own in a straddle, I didn’t do it in any other stretches, and I suppose my other limits just.. extended to the straddle.

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I really enjoy how .. huge of a hippy Mr. Cooley is. I’m usually really turned off by people who turn their specialties into a green crusade, but Mr. Cooley does it in a way that doesn’t seem too oppressive about it. He thinks it will come naturally from the stretching, so he really doesn’t stress about you stepping over to the dark side.

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I’m still pretty pissed at myself for not seeing it in action even though I was like.. four feet away.

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… Uhhhhm.

I wouldn’t mind being a designated driver for Strip Club Friday. I don’t drink, but being the DD would give me an excellent excuse to be a sober breast-gazer.

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The District of Columbia does not allow dancer-patron contact. The majority of the clubs do not contain poles. DC is where you typically go to see a girl roll around completely and utterly naked (DC does mix nude and alcohol) on the floor while you pound beverages.

I was amazed that this particular DC club had poles, and completely sure that after reading the words "DC" that the strippers did not touch the poles, because they were probably new and probably not the best way to make money in DC.

I am also feeling loose from the pole session. I love StudioVeena, and I while I am an SVENFORCER https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_batman.gif I can’t help but feel love for all.

I love stripperweb, too. I like to peek in, like a man looking into a lockerroom. Ehehe. It also convinces me when I’m close to hitting up a stripclub for employment that my skin just -isn’t- thick enough.

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I’m planning to be there at noon to take introductory class! I think I may have to leave now to get there in time. I’m not sure!

But I don’t know if we’re taking the class at one? …. …. yeah, I’m confused too.

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I know Angel’s maybe is a no- she has a wedding to attend. Has anyone messaged the maybes since they obviously are avoiding the forum like the plague?!

obviously I am going to have to sneakily acquire a wheelchair for my shopping purposes.

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Girlie- my mom is like you.
When she quit (.. and I say quit like she didn’t decide to start smoking later because she’s a big fat baby and falls victim to the peer pressure of irresponsible hair dressers trying to make my mother smoke a damned cigarette) she was on chantix for at least two and a half weeks before she even started slowing her smoking down.

She didn’t quit until the end of her month- and she took hers for four months, I think. My mom is really stubborn, so I don’t know if you’ll have to fork out the zillion dollars in chantix- but I do know that some people don’t feel it for a little while.

When I quit, I was done when my starter pack was up- but I wished I had taken it for longer, because I LOVE chantix dreams, and still miss them.

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I just looked up.. a thousand ways to look up chocolate for breakfast, and I still haven’t found it. https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif

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..So.
Who is coming early for shopping with Amcut?
’cause Amcut is not going to Arundel Mills and coming home without several bags of discounted items.

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…Is that what they’re called?

I was googling "sexy holster" for a few hours to no avail!

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I have a PS.
I love it! In terms of safety, they’re just as safe as the X-pole, but I think X-pole has nicer customer service. Kim is very efficient, but she can be a whore. I’d suggest you lie to her when she asks you how often you unscrew your pole. It’s none of her business anyways.

In terms of grippiness, if you were considering a minx stainless steel- then you’ll be a little grippier with the PS stainless.

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LOL. I was thinking, "..How long have I been here, it can’t have been too long.. I haven’t even completely unpacked". Yeah. Sometimes it’s best not to look at the calendar.

So.. I should go for introductory pole? I’m not one to turn down free time, especially if it comes with a possible demo!

I’ll be there at noon!

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Yeah, I think it’s about time I got off my ass and went to PP! I am in for Saturday!

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I guess everyone else has a much different definition of bulky.

But, I am a STRONG disbeliever of the pink dumbell theory.

STRONG.. so bear with me.

There are VERY few things in pole dancing that are going to make you -bulky-. Women don’t easily get bulky. Hell. Men don’t easily get bulky. You have to work hard to get significant muscle gains.

Isn’t that why we picked pole dancing as a fitness over long distance running? When you ask who’s body would be acceptable to you, you didn’t pick stringy body runner or miss olympia. You picked pole dancing. The hot girl sport.

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Seriously. Who is the "bulkiest" woman in pole dancing?

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I’ve been voting every day, too. ….

all these videos made me cry so much!