pole related slogans on t-shirts

Hey, I saw last photos of tiggertail and I get inspired. :D I always wanted to have a pole t-shirt but here in Poland this business is very new and until now there is no company producing t-shirts like this. So I decided I'll do one for my self, and then I'll ask in some pole schools and if they will be interesting I'll do some more. :D So my question is what to write on them? Except the simple slogans like: Pole Star, Pole Diva or Pole Addicted I would like to have funny ones as well. I really like Veenas new one: My Gym Shoes are Hotter than Yours, but what else? English is not my native language so I really need your help. :) Thanks Veeners.