Pole Dance Network

I was just thinking...I haven't had cable TV (or really watched TV) in about 12 years. It seems I grew very bored after the reality show craze took over, and I just did not see any point in paying so much for 100+ channels I never watch. Well, then it occurred to me...I KNOW for a fact that I could not resist a network dedicated to pole. I'd probably pay for an entire cable package for that one channel if it existed. Can you IMAGINE what wonderous programs such a network would air? My gawd! StudioVeena, USPDF, International Comps, World Championships, amateur hours, striptease after-hours, morning warm-up workouts, improv freestyle gameshows, pole fashion police and make-overs...it's an entertainment GOLDMINE! Somebody, please, get on this! ;D