My Fine Is....

chemgoddess1 · 2012-11-14T19:18:32+00:00

So this is on FB and it has been kind of a fun little thing so I am sharing it here. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. NOTE fines to be added once, not how many times you have done it. Smoked weed -- $10 ...Did acid or pills -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Twitter etc -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Cross dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $10 Hit on some one of the same sex -- $15 Ever drank & drove -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5 Had sex in a pool -- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 Cheated on your significant other -- $10 Masturbated -- $10 Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20 Done oral -- $5 Got oral -- $5 Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25 Stole something -- $10 Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15 Had a threesome -- $50 Had sex in public -- $20 Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25 Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars-- $20 Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50 Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 Went streaking -- $5 Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 Been arrested -- $5 Spent time in jail -- $15 Had sex with someone in jail -- $25 Pissed in the pool -- $50 Played spin the bottle -- $5 Had sex with your best friend --…

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Saphyre · 11/15/2012
Poled stoned on something other than alcohol...
chemgoddess1 · 11/15/2012
PUI...Poling under the influence.
calipolepixie · 11/15/2012
$760
calipolepixie · 11/15/2012
$760
azblanco · 11/15/2012
560$
JiggaLuv87 · 11/15/2012
@Saphyre LOL in my case EX was a hell of a drug, and that was only HALF a pill!!! Sex for money, hey I admit I was a hustla and very much about my cash so no shame there. My auntie always taught me "Bitches get PAID, hoes just get LAID, so which one are you" At this age now, Im guessing I was both (TEE-HEE).
CapFeb · 11/15/2012
@azblanco you should be fined for not posting ring pictures! Unless I missed them, then I should be fined for being blind :p
CapFeb · 11/15/2012
@azblanco you should be fined for not posting ring pictures! Unless I missed them, then I should be fined for being blind :p
cwalden43 · 11/15/2012
$790...... Oh man. I feel like i need to go to church on sunday! LOL.
JiggaLuv87 · 11/15/2012
My list continues: Sex on car roof Sex while riding a bike (dont ask how cuz its hard to explain LOL) Spiteful sex with the ex you couldnt stand Beat up a boy in middle school (he had dat S*** comin) Accidentally tazed someone (it was dark and she should've knocked) Somehow managed to have an orgasm while sliding down your pole Tried to teach teach your man a pole trick even YOU cant do and he gives you the "b***h please" look 😁
Runemist34 · 11/15/2012
On the car ROOF? What happened to IN the car? Now I have even MORE to add to the list of things I have to do before I die...
Runemist34 · 11/15/2012
- Danced to a song you are totally ashamed of enjoying... while no one else is in the house. - Watched strippers for the express purpose of seeing their pole tricks - Evaluated various spaces for pole usage (other homes, stages, churches, etc.) - You read the Oglaf webcomic - Gone to a rave/Burning man/Shambahla or other similar kind of event WITHOUT doing any drugs at all - Gotten a pole-related tattoo
MissMeliss · 11/15/2012
$385 Hahhaha, oh my, this brought back some memories!!!
JiggaLuv87 · 11/15/2012
@runemist Im a str8 to the point kinda gyal...get it in when and where I can. I gotta get a pole related tat, but the tattoo artist down here leave MUCH to be desired and I dont wanna end up with a woman that looks like a hipo doing an invert on my arm hahaha!!!!
SpyralBound · 11/15/2012
$590 I'm with MissMeliss, this did bring back some memories. Like the opposite of "Never Have I Ever."
moonflower · 11/15/2012
$470, so glad I dont; need to say how! Looks like lots of us have lives worth living. At the end of yoru life, it won't be the things you did that haunt you, it will be all the things you didn;t do.
SpyralBound · 11/15/2012
OK I finally read everyone else... Chem your additional suggestions cracked me up!!!! A lot of mine happened when I was rather young, like 18ish... I was curious about EVERYTHING sexual and willing to try pretty much anything once (or more, teehee). Hey, how do you know what you like until you've sampled the whole buffet? And Chump, I do sort of feel you. I rolled my eyes when I saw that on the list too, like really? But for a lot of people, a single same-sex experience IS a little sinful - like Runemist said, it's something totally out of the ordinary, maybe around the same level as having a threesome. And since getting a "high score" on this is not necessarily a bad thing, you might say us queers have a leg up on the game! ;)
Sweet D · 11/15/2012
I am glad you brought this to SV Chem. I am actually starting to think I might be a good girl. $755 doesn't seem that bad anymore. LOL! 😀
jeansgina · 11/16/2012
I got $755 too. I got my wildness out of my system and now pretty tame. I was really glad to see I wasn't the onlyone with a high score
chemgoddess1 · 11/16/2012
I am a good girl in oh so many ways.....😎
beautifulone01 · 11/16/2012
Well i dont feel so bad reading some of your responses!!!! Drum roll please.......$475 is what my fines equal up too!!! IM A GOOD GIRL!!!!l LOL!!!!
Lana Lee · 11/16/2012
Well if that's the case Randdirainey, some of us who score in the 100's are saints! 💪
akaneneko · 11/16/2012
I'm at 120$... I need to get out more!
GiedreB · 11/16/2012
Mine is 300. I guess for being only 20 y.o. and living with VERY conservative and overprotective parents, who don't let me out, that's quite a lot, lol.
Leanne Love · 11/16/2012
Uh....mine is $55. 🙊

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