Kitty, Meet Pole

horsecrazy12987 started this discussion · 5/5/2011

And nope, I'm not talking about that adorable little feline watching from the couch wondering what the hell you're doing. All that talk about lady gardens in the thread asking whether or not you wear undies with your pole shorts got me thinking about the almighty lady beaver (wow that sounds bad,) and I was wondering...ever tagged yours while you were dancing? I'm talking full on, you smacked it so hard your bits saw stars? Guys don't have the market cornered on painful crotch shots. I'm sad to say I've done it twice. Once I was screwing around, dancing like a complete nut job and ahem...air humping the pole, and wham! Ooops; I see my depth perception is a little off. The second time I didn't really smack myself there, but I was doing the move where you go into a handstand while your legs are still on the pole, and then slide your butt down until your feet are on the ground, and I don't know what happened, but that part of my body was NOT HAPPY, may I say.

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Riddleboxxy · 5/5/2011
I'm not sure if I've experienced what you're describing per say, but I have hit the very bottom of my pelvic bone before and oh noooooo it hurrttsssssss D:Oh God why does it hurt so bad 😲 I honestly feel like a dude, grabbing my crotch area with both hands and keeling over! LOL
chemgoddess1 · 5/5/2011
I have from getting out of both the wrist seat and then the other version of that where both hands are above. I cannot do the bum slide but I do know that the trick to all of them is to be off a little to the side. Oh, yeah, I have ended up with yeast infections (a little TMI I know) both times (yeah, I bruised myself THAT bad).
Dancing Paws · 5/5/2011
I have hit the fun button...that hurt!
nymphdancer · 5/5/2011
ummm all I can say is bum slide way too close to the pole and piercings in the "lady garden" ow. Major ow.
horsecrazy12987 · 5/5/2011
Riddlebox, I've done the whole pelvic bone thing--way back in third grade (it hurt so bad I still remember it 16 years later,) when I was playing on the monkey bars. I was standing on the top rung of the little ladder leading up to it and while I was reaching for the monkey bars, I slipped somehow and basically dropped down into a split on that metal rung. Oh dear God--I hopped off and was literally lying in the grass clutching myself. I could have sworn I broke something. Nymph--I can't imagine having piercings in the lady garden and pole dancing with them in. I just know I would somehow, some way manage to catch them on something and things would tear. 😲
nymphdancer · 5/5/2011
99.9 % of the time they don't bother me. Every once in a great while I will be doing a pole sit or bum slide and rub them wrong. Part of it is I have two differnent types and I squish flesh between them. I will say though I will never be poling on my x pole naked those holes scare the hell out of me. my husband just reminded me of my first headstand, lol I didn't put my head on my arms instead of the floor and whoosh my head flipped out and wham.......pole slam with the kitty. I think I blocked that memory intentionally.
horsecrazy12987 · 5/5/2011
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I would block that memory if it had happened to me. Ouch.
KateSykerd · 5/6/2011
woah Nymph! Never done anything that bad - ouch! The other day I was practicing a strength move, I'm not sure what its called on here but its just a basic lifting yourself on the ground holding the pole but kicking your legs out into a V shape and holding it. My boyfriend came in while I was struggling to hold it and thought he'd "help" by holding my legs up for me - throwing my centre of gravity off and smacking the middle of the V (i.e. my lady bits!) into the pole... Was not fun. He's not allowed near me when I'm poling anymore...
Mechie · 5/6/2011
Ladies...at LEAST you girls were learning tricks...I slammed my kitty when I was warming up!!! I had both arms on the pole, feet shoulder width, head down, stretching my back, when I got up.....both on my feet slipped on the recently-waxed-hardwood-floor.... and MEOW 😲...I had tears in my eyes....it HURTS!!!!
danzn16 · 5/7/2011
yes, going into a pole sit and bam!!! ouch! :(
bebealles · 5/7/2011
One day I was dancing and doing combo spin, I tried to chango to the cocktail spin ( we call it like this here in spain, its like the superman, but with the tummy up ) And I gave a very hard hit kitty x pole. It even bleeded. Other thing sometimes happens to me is when Im sitting on the pole and change one body side to other, my kitty stretches inside my underwear when I change contact from one leg to other, and After when Im showering I discover that I have a lot of small injuries from the stretch. it hurts a lot with the soap x_X This usually happens when I m dancing a fast - strong song
senrysa · 5/7/2011
you guys are halirious..here I was feeling sorry for myself then realized that there is nothing a guy can do that we can't....including slamming the magic box. LOL Gosh I hope I never do that..
Veena · 5/7/2011
LOL I have to admit, I have bashed to poor kitty. I was messing around with elbowstands and was not thinking.....was not cool, not cool at all. "Sorry honey no sex tonight cuz I smashed my vajayjay on the pole!" 😲
slw1977 · 5/7/2011
Ah yes....I've done it...once...that's all it took. It was right after I got my pole...I wasn't on Veena & I hadn't found studio classes yet...I was just trying from a book/DVD....I was basically doing a pole up/pole sit and slammed my hoohah/pelvic bone right onto the pole...so hard that my husband (who was in the room but working on the computer) heard it. I hit the ground and writhed in pain. I was bruised for days. It brought tears to my eyes...I really thought I was going to have to go to the ER for a broken pelvic bone and I was thinking "how am I going to explain this?"....like I said, it only happened once...I am way too cautious with my lady parts now!!!
horsecrazy12987 · 5/8/2011
bebealles--ow ow ow ow ow! Ha ha ha Veena--as much as most of the men in our lives would probably like to imagine that pole dancing turns us into these super sexual creatures that want to do it all the time because we are so in touch with our sexuality now, little do they know that the pole is actually sneakily undermining their libidos...there have been nights when I'll barely let my boyfriend look at me, because my thighs are so bruised/pole burned from practicing new moves for hours that I don't even want him getting the faintest idea to put some moves on me. Sex for pole dancers must go something like this: "Fine honey, but don't touch here, here, or here. Ow! Not there either. No, I'm not getting on top--rolling over might chafe my thighs. You know what, I'll just lie here in fetal position and you figure something out." slw1977--Holy crap, can you imagine trying to explain that? I would probably just lie and say I jumped from a burning building or something and accidentally landed in the splits on concrete. lol I always wonder what I'm going to say if I injure myself poling, especially if it's in kind of an odd way--I really don't want to have to go the hospital or a doctor's office and explain that I smashed my hoo ha because I was joking around and wildly humping my pole. I actually need to schedule a physical pretty soon, and I was thinking the other day how bad it's going to look to my doctor if my thighs haven't healed by then; I have a good-sized bruise and several burn marks from practicing the superman.
Legend · 5/8/2011
I've had some unconfortable moments while practicing moves like the bum slide and bridges from elbowstand on the pole, but nothing seriuos, fortunately never actually smashed my kitty against the pole...yet. My boyfriend does not even care anymore, everytime I get a new ugly bruise he just shakes the head like it's hopeless. When I started poling was worse, some days EVERYTHING was hurting, so sex would be like... "ok honey, I'll just lay here if you dont mind". but hey, my body never looked better and I'm more flexible then ever, complaints are not acceptable! I had an embarassing moment a few month back. I started laser hair removal from my armpits, and I went to a season the day after practicing a lot of teddys and yoginis. The lady looked at it in shock and asked what happenned. I couldn't think of anything better to say, so I just said it was from pole dancing. I dont know if she didnt knew what it was and was ashamed/afraid to ask, or if she thought I was a stripper and didn't want to know anything else. whatever the reason the subject died there, so I'll continue to tell the truth, after all, its not a crime ;)
bebealles · 5/8/2011
hahaha, This makes me remember when I started dancing and my husband forbid me to go out with a mini skirt. I was all angry asking what was that about, he was never like that, we live on a bech city, blablabla. And he says - Look at you, people will think I gave you a beef and jail me!! Hahaha And also My second club like 2 months dancing I injuried my leg with a nail they had on the stage, the other day I went to hospital and that was a small village in a small island. The doctor looked at me aaaaaall bruised and was telling me that I should go to police and tell them about my boyfriend, and encouraging me!! When I tell him that happened in my job he was like " Oh yeah, I dont believe you ", then I said I was pole dancing and that I was stripper. That night he went to the club and was talking to the manager till I went to the stage. After that he said me: - If you dont learn how to do that properly You will kill yourself trying!! XDDD
chimponaut · 5/8/2011
A few months into pole dancing I tried to fan kick into a lady sit and let's just say I didn't have the arm strength to slow myself down and ease into the lady sit....I full on bashed into the pole =\ It hurt so bad I forgot about doing that move until a few months ago!
LisaLove · 3/17/2012
I don't see what the deal about going to the doctor is. When I smashed my kitty and went to the doctor I just told him I got in a fight and the girl kicked me there. That I thought was the easiest and best excuse.
nymphdancer · 3/17/2012
kitty I have the same two piercings and yes if you hit them wrong it is incredibly painful.
horsecrazy12987 · 3/17/2012
I had my sister over last weekend for a pole jam, and I don't remember what I did, but I went up into a move on spinny mode, and came down screaming "OW MY VAGINA!!" I'm pretty sure I blacked out whatever happened in between getting up on the pole and frantically hopping back down. My sister found it all extremely hilarious.
XxMissPrissxX · 3/18/2012
Kinda of off subject, but imcurious. Kitty, Nymph... How bad did it hurt to get that area pierced!? Ouch!😲
nymphdancer · 3/18/2012
actually it only hurt for a minute or two.Literally the worst part was the moment the needle went in. by the time he put the jewerly in it already caused a bit of a good tingle. Was a bit sore for a day. The triagle which is the one that goes behind your clitoral nerve bundle is a bit ackward to get they have to be able to pull your clit UP and put a clamp on it to be sure they get behind it. If they hit it or the nerve bundle it is extremly painful and will continue to be painful if jewelry is put in it. It is incredibly important for these peircings to go to an expert piecer. I had mine done in Detroit by a wonderful guy there. The placement on them is perfect. I drove 6 hours home with them freshly done and discovered the ridges on the side of the road took on a whole different outlook lol. I will say I was sort of prone to UTI's and they make that happen easier so I try to take cranberry tablets on a regular basis to keep them at bay. I have been lax in that lately and sure enough spent the first part of last week with one. I wanted to get a fucette (sp?) but my skin in that area already rips easily so i don't think it would be a good one for me.
XxMissPrissxX · 3/19/2012
I have always thought about getting the vertical hood. Im such a big chicken tho... imtoo skuuured😕
Krissykiki · 3/19/2012
I got my vertical hood done about three years ago, it was barely paintful at all. It healed really quick too. My suggestion is to call up a trusted professional piercer in your city and book a consultation so you can hear the process from them. :)

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