Is this the strangest grip/slip hands solution yet?

I was washing my fruit and veg and noticed this spray was the badger at removing wax, residue, grease etc off apples and carrots and what have you -?and all natural ingredients. Just spray the veg and then rinse in warm water and your veg etc literally squeaks with cleanliness. Hmm I think what about cutting through hands with moisturiser/sun cream/sweat/ etc residue? So I spray, rub, rinse 20 seconds and hit the pole. And I grip like bloody Spider-Man. Try it people!