I am a complete gomer, lol--my pole song

Sung to the tune of "There's No Business (Like Show Business" Currently unfinished. Feel free to write a verse. 😂 There's no bruising Like pole bruising Like no bruising I know Knowing how I got them leaves you reeling Stainless steel on bone...that's gotta hurt!!! But in butterfly I'm so appealing And when I'm dancing, I'm such a flirt! There's no dancers like pole dancers They spin and twirl upside down Yesterday I thought that I could not go far Now my body's so strong I could bend steel bars And I know SissyBuns will soon rock the CAR 🥂 Let's go get on a pole!