For the 'booty challenged'

Just a thought (and 'tip') I had regarding my ?? how you say ?? HUGE A*S and finding pole wear!! One day last week, while wearing my bathing suit, I realized "hey.. this is keeping my butt covered'!  It was an extreme revelation.. so I marched out to the nearest GoodWill store (in Austin) and found some more 'bottoms' for about $6 bucks apiece. :(  Okay.. only 2 fit, but .. it was cheap, and they make me happy knowing I finally found SOMETHING that would cover this...... THING! 😲  (and at a price that doesn't matter! ;) I STILL love my Pole Skivves, but I may need a smaller size. lol  I guess for some of us only the heavy duty elastic in swimwear makes the grade? :)