For goodness sake, she's bragging again!

Ok you guys I was ________ <--- this close to crying in class tonight. But not because I was sad. No no, it was the total opposite! Ive been working on my shoulder mount for over a month now, doing those stupid darn prances and I was so mad that I just said to myself: "F*** that, Im done!" and gave up! (I know you can see where this is going but I'll finish!) Well tonight in class my teacher asked me what I wana learn. Usually I have a million and one things I wana try but tonight I had nothing, I was too tired or lazy or something. So my teacher just asked me if I have been able to do shoulder mount and I said, 'Nope.' but I offered to show her how far Ive gotten with it. So thats what I did and GLORY BE, I bloody well did it! I screamed with delight! I couldnt believe it!!! Now I know you guys are fed up of me bragging so here's the other end of the scale: I tried teddy tonight and failed miserably!! And I mean MISERABLY!! Also I did pencil mount on Saturday at the charity thing and havent been able to do it since! WTF! And I also am not sure if I really did 'cupid', think it might be called something else. My legs are correct but where is my hand supposed to be?