embarrasing pole story

ugghhhhhhhhhhhhhh...so while my hub was at the store, I did my first knee hold and yogini. I was getting them most of the time. And he's gone for like 2 damn hours getting 5 things at the grocery store. So, I had to stop poleing b/c I was getting really tired. By the time he comes back, the pole is freezing. I tried to show him knee holds but couldn't stick. Then, I did a yogini (and the only way I can do it so far is to have on no shirt) and my arm slipped and I fell on my knee and in a big lump on the floor. Topless and in a knot on the ground! I can't remember the last time I felt so embarrassed. So, I blamed him for not being here and letting the pole get cold and he said that he can't sit at the house all day to wait on me to get every move and that he bought some apples at the store and to draw a face on one so that it could watch me all day! The way he said it made me freaking crack up. I laughed so hard I cried. He was right b/c I blamed him for me falling on the ground which he had nothing to do with! Does anyone else have an embarrasing pole story?