A-hem....

Guess whose thigh-high PVC boots came today? 🥂 And guess who is SUPER excited that they fit her not-so-stick-skinny legs? 🥂 And guess who even kinda likes the way they are all squeaky like? 🥂 I am beside myself. Have wanted thigh-high boots FOREVER, but they all seemed to be more like crotch high on me, or the calves didn't fit, or the thighs were too big/too small/too . I finally saw a pair of Pleasers on Zappos that gave measurements, and they seemed like they'd be OK, so I said a little ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease and clicked the order button. I LOFF THEM!!! Now I have to figure out how to move in them. It's like wearing a pair of PVC leggings--I move, they *sort of* move. But I'll figure it out, because I am just. so. happy. 🥂 🥂 🥂 🥂 🥂