10 Reasons your pole is better than a man

Mechie started this discussion · 4/29/2011

10 REASONS YOUR POLE IS BETTER THAN A MAN 1. you can choose your posistion 2. you always know where it is 3. its always willing to dance 4. it can spin you 5. its longer and bigger 6. its always availble 7. its ok if your girlfriend wraps her leg around i 8. it doesnt mind if you use anotther pole 9. you dont have to stroke it 10. its always hard!

13 replies

Layla Duvay · 4/30/2011
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Too funny!!!😀
senrysa · 4/30/2011
just ten....lol those are too funny especially your pole is always ready to dance
JeHanne · 4/30/2011
This is funny! 😉
Veena · 4/30/2011
Ahhhhh too funny!
Liani K · 4/30/2011
Oooh! Can we add on? I know it wouldn't be 10 reasons anymore but I have another one! The pole is a better listener ;)
nymphdancer · 4/30/2011
very cute! Luckily I'm blessed and most of those don't apply to my man.
hookedonpole · 4/30/2011
Love it!!!! I have one: Likes it that you don't wear your wedding ring My hubby knows why I don't wear mine and makes fun of me :)
Mechie · 4/30/2011
Haha...I was just asking what do married poler do with their wedding/engagement ring the other day in the chat room!! My bf bought me a bracelet for our anniversary a while ago...he would prefer if i wear it everyday 24-7...I'm going to weat a sweatband when I'm poling just to cover it =P
Stevesgirl · 5/1/2011
That made my day! It was HILARIOUS!!!
stoneycook · 5/1/2011
10 Reasons your pole is better than a woman. Oh no, not going there with this crowd ... :-)
Riddleboxxy · 5/1/2011
Hahaha, brilliant.. stoneycook, that was hilarious xD
Jenn PoleLush · 5/1/2011
I am so putting that on my Facebook!! Thank you
phoenix kazree · 5/2/2011
I love this. I tank top t-shirt with this on it. I haven't been brave enough to wear it anywhere except to class yet.