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Tell Me Something Funny

Posted by HotelChick on October 10, 2012 at 10:59 am

HotelChick is frustrated! Not pole related. Just frustrated. But, I’m not going to whine about all the little things and ask you to feel sorry for me. Instead, can you tell me a funny story? Something silly your kids did or said? A stupid joke? I don’t care. I just need to giggle.

Tovah replied 13 years, 3 months ago 14 Members · 27 Replies
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Dancing Paws

Member
October 10, 2012 at 12:34 pm

If you add me on facebook, you can see that videos of my dogs being weird.

This video always makes me lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpywlDonp9U

and this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMimsLfhPRY

and this one makes me squeal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-5jVB6QZPw

and this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVMhuiHm50I
Dancing Paws

Member
October 10, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Gangnam style is always a winner!

OMG or these! These ones always make me crack up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
Dancing Paws

Member
October 10, 2012 at 1:01 pm

also check out dog-shaming.com. That keeps me busy for a long time. Also thebloggess.com
Veena

Administrator
October 10, 2012 at 1:37 pm

I feel ya Hotelchick, a good laugh can be very therapeutic.https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif Yesterday we were in the car, and Henry asked what a Husband was. I said "it's someone who is your best friend and you want to be with them forever"……. Henry goes…."then Daddy, you're my husband too!!" LOL
monica kay

Member
October 10, 2012 at 1:40 pm

My current fav joke:
What are the farm’s two sexiest animals?
BROWN CHICKEN, BROWN COWWW
monica kay

Member
October 10, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Omg that dogshaming site is awesome . sooo hilarious
aliceBheartless

Member
October 10, 2012 at 2:09 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knCj92zA0tU&feature=share&list=PL6F0BDD45E67987C5

I know the music was laid over the video, BUT it fits so well!
Dancing Paws

Member
October 10, 2012 at 3:00 pm

^ hahaha!
HotelChick

Member
October 10, 2012 at 8:32 pm

Thank you all for the giggles! I shared the dog-shaming with my son. We laughed and laughed. Thanks everyone 🙂
HotelChick

Member
October 10, 2012 at 9:26 pm

Oh. One more giggle for everyone: I read through my teenage son’s text messages. (Please understand these are middle school students and I like to think they talk bigger than they act…hopefully I’m not too naive a mom.) So, this girl texts my son, “it’s guy hug a girl day tomorrow.” My son texts back, “it’s also ‘innapropriate touch’ Tuesday. So don’t get mad if I grab your butt when I hug you.” Made me lol!
Lana Lee

Member
October 10, 2012 at 9:43 pm

Speaking of dogs…. I found this really cute and funny and TRUE comic about dogs..

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox
Runemist34

Member
October 10, 2012 at 11:27 pm

The Oatmeal is an AMAZING website for laughs! I also like notalwaysright.com, for those of us who work, or have worked in customer service!
HotelChick

Member
October 11, 2012 at 9:36 am

Omg…Runemist, I read notalwaysright for about 2 hours. I need to print some of those off to re-read when I think MY customers are misbehaving. Holy smoke!
aliceBheartless

Member
October 11, 2012 at 3:03 pm

I love the oatmeal! Absolutely hilarious! Also check out Hyperbole and a Half blog. Its maybe a slightly different type of humor, but I love it.

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/11/dogs-dont-understand-basic-concepts.html
HotelChick

Member
October 11, 2012 at 3:18 pm

^^bahahahahaha! Love it!
Lenee Pooh

Member
October 12, 2012 at 9:25 am

Best puppet show ever!!

http://youtu.be/Co1JOXiabd8
Eden Body

Member
October 12, 2012 at 12:15 pm

Lenee Pooh that was too funny!
Deleted User

Deleted User
October 13, 2012 at 2:29 pm

OMG thank you for posting the Oatmeal website!!! 🙂
Tovah

Member
October 13, 2012 at 5:06 pm

I had a patient that was easy on the eyes that came to the ER & of course he had to go through triage first…lol Trying to explain he was sore in his private parts and not in a confidential setting at triage.

Anyways, it turned out that he had a fractured penis as a result of having sex with a girl. The girl was no where to be seen.

He was then admitted in our holding area because we didn't have any beds and at report time we all giggled when we came to talking about him.

Then of course we nurses have to assess him for pain swelling & to make sure he peed…because of a fractured penis.

This whole scenario is so funny that none of it is made up and it actually happened.

BONERhttps://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif
firebird

Member
October 15, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Ok wait a second!!! More on the fractured penis story!!! That is almost TOO much, but… Can a penis be fractured? I mean there’s no bone tissue in there, right? Or pardon my anatomical ignorance if I’m wrong, but I could have sworn there’s no bone, just a lot of nerves & muscle & other tissue & blood vessels & such… If this is correct, then can u “fracture” a part of ur body that has no bone? Like, can’t “fracture” a boob for sure…
firebird

Member
October 15, 2012 at 2:16 pm

OMG @Tovah, I doubt u no more…
Of course I’m such a geek I couldn’t leave it alone & went Google-ing it… And boy did I come across some info on this indeed… Ok maybe less (or more?) funny, but if ur interested liek me, check it out — but be warned for there’s some KNARLEY graphic stuff out there, like here:

http://male-health.org/penile-fracture-can-you-really-break-your-penis/

Yikes, ouchy… Ok kinda sad really… Or is it? esp when u read about the disproportionately high cases of these “fractures” documented as resulting from extra-marital affairs. Hmmm…
Tovah

Member
October 15, 2012 at 5:10 pm

@firebird , You made me laugh at your first and second response. The article you found is really good that I almost wanna share it on fb with my orthopedic friend that is a surgeon. LOL
Tovah

Member
October 15, 2012 at 5:14 pm

@firebird , You made me laugh at your first and second response. The article you found is really good that I almost wanna share it on fb with my orthopedic friend that is a surgeon. LOL
DedeJoy

Member
October 16, 2012 at 7:42 am

I just spent the last 30 minutes learning about penises. Thanks, firebird. That was enlightening! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif
IchigoMewMew

Member
October 16, 2012 at 8:17 am

"Yikes, ouchy… Ok kinda sad really… Or is it? esp when u read about the disproportionately high cases of these "fractures" documented as resulting from extra-marital affairs. Hmmm"

Do you reckon that's before or after their wives found out rofl this thread is really making me laugh https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif