Oooh. I was SO MAD at that slide-like-a-fresh-pair-of-gators.

I WANT TO BEAT HIM DOWN.

Now that I’m done reading all those dumb-ass freak-the-hell-out-for-no-damned-reason shameful-to-other-black-folks-because-they’re-so-superstitious-and-close-minded-yet-still-vote-democrat-not-knowing-why comments, I’m going to be sure to tell the NEXT ridiculous person who doesn’t stop to actually think before bull spills out of their mouth EXACTLY what I think.

Oooooooh! I AM SO MAD.
I’m going to eat my brownie sundae, and if I’m still pissed by the end of that, I’m going to send that stupid …expletive expletive an email.

Slide like a fresh pair of gators. Idiot.