10 Silly Things I've Heard From Boys About Pole DancingCharley
Feb 21, 201329 people like this
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10. Can I "observe" class?
Clever. No guy has ever tried to get in on a pole dancing class. You are the first one to ever, I mean ever ask me that! I had no idea men would want to watch pole dancing. There should be a place where guys can go and see women on poles - oh wait! And it's going to cost you more than $25 an hour.
9. Do you need practice dummies?
If I did, buddy, you're definitely a dummy but I'd have to pass because I like my dummies quiet.
8. I have a pole you can spin around!
It's not tall enough, sorry.
7. I saw a stripper this one time who could spin around at the top of the pole -was amazing!
It was probably a spinning a pole and yes, it's amazing but she wasn't doing it all by herself. I actually had to put this one on a spinning pole - hey! "I have pole he can spin around!"
6. Do you work "Pro-Boner"?
I actually thought this one was kind of witty and sadly - when I'm jobless - I'm always working pro-boner, right honey!
5. You don't look like someone who would pole dance.
Oh, that's dangerous buddy. You are either saying I'm NOT stripper hot -which annoys me or what...wait...what ARE you saying?
4. Do you get paid in ones?
Yes. I make all of my students pull out ones and then they make it rain on me at the end of class while I smack and shake my booty.
3. So, do you like, teach topless?
Skin to grip the pole - what do you think?
2. Do you teach strippers?
This one is classic and has many derviations. The jist is that no one who wasn't a stripper would want to learn to pole dance. My answer - yup! Darn straight I do. Why do you think Michigan has such a great bevy of exotic entertainers - wink and walk away.
1. I could totally do that - looks easy!
My all time favorite. This one I taught the shoulder mount because I am that kind of mean and he huwt his wittle shouwder. LOL! Now, try again in 8 inch heels ;) Gimme a hip wiggle, would ya?
And that is a list of silly things men have said to me over the years. Many of them thought they were witty or unique in some way. I get a lot of joy out of these kinds of ill thought out questions and remarks. I think, honestly, the only remark to ever offend me was the guy who thought pole was easy - that one flamed me big time - the rest...make me giggle.
What about you? What kinds of silly comments have non pole educated men made to you?